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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
I’m gonna kick that guy Murphy right in the…
I blew out my back yesterday evening. No big deal, it happens now and then and I’ll be fine in a few days though it usually gives me more warning. Now that I’ve got a place to put stuff out … Continue reading
New friend at the Lair
Got a text message from my weekender neighbors S&L yesterday afternoon. “We’ll be there at 8 pm.” Their little car having no 4X4 capability, it was up to me to meet them since nobody not intimately familiar with the landscape … Continue reading
Things that remind me why I like it here…
So I finish up my shit-shoveling. Drop off some water for H that I’d picked up at D&L’s yesterday evening, when I went to get the tobacco that they picked up for me on their trip to the big town. … Continue reading
Got a text message from Landlady last night…
…and if I’m interpreting it correctly, the handoff has been made. I told Click she was getting a new sidekick, and she reacted with complete indifference. Oddly, that’s the way she reacts to everything I tell her. We’ll see how … Continue reading
Mall Ninjas on Parade…
Sometimes when I’m stuck for something to stick in here so you’ll think I’m thinking deeply, I surf Youtube videos. Did you know that if you type “dumbass gun video” into the search window, you can pretty much kiss the … Continue reading
Book publishing as a harmless fraudulent stunt. It’s come to this.
Not really SFW… So how’d they do? It’s #4 on the iTunes list, second only to the three Shades of Grey books. Which I’m told, though I have no firsthand knowledge, are also terrible.
Hm. Politicians and ribcages…
Reading Claire, I see one of her friends is going to the repub convention as a Ron Paul delegate, but is having a hard time wrapping his/her mind around some of the restrictions, necessary for your safety… Apparently the delegates … Continue reading
I’m not having a bad day. I’m just having a day.
Clouds have rolled in and thunder is booming, so it’ll likely cool off some now. I got the boys out of Gitmo and am preparing to settle down til evening. If it isn’t raining, I’ll put the finishing touches on … Continue reading
Y’know, I never noticed that.
“He didn’t invent iron ore and blast furnaces, did he?” “Who?” “Rearden. He didn’t invent smelting and chemistry and air compression. He couldn’t have invented his Metal but for thousands and thousands of other people. His Metal! Why does he … Continue reading
Underground Railroad…
I wonder if she knows what she’s getting into? It’ll either be a long, happy life with lots of friends and interesting things to do and smell, or … not. We’re getting ready to do the kitten thing again. It’s … Continue reading
I wonder if American newsreaders ever have troubles like this.
In other news, maybe she’ll tell us what became of the pig.
It seems there’s a tactical disadvantage…
…to upgrading your solar electrical system at the height – or depth, whatever – of Monsoon. It’s been over a week and I still don’t know what my new PV panel is capable of. Still struggling along at 35% or … Continue reading
King Snakes Is Stoopid.
There basically only seem to be two sorts of snakes around here: King snakes and all the many varieties of rattlesnake. This makes snake identification easy. If it doesn’t have rattles on its tail, it’s harmless. Even beneficial, because they’re … Continue reading
Grumble…
Okay, so I was wr not as right as I usually am about the condition of the wash. I judged it by the condition of the crossing near Landlady’s place, which wasn’t torn up bad at all. But having given … Continue reading
Don’t hold back, Larken. Tell us what you really think.
I question the utility of this video. It’s long, it’s very negative, and I doubt very much that it will change a single mind. It’s foolish to attack the people you’re trying to convince. Maybe he isn’t trying to convince … Continue reading
For the record…
One fifty-pound sack of flour nicely fills two six-gallon food buckets. Also, those Sterilite tubs are largely but not completely rodent-resistant. Rats can chew through them, but mostly leave them alone. Not really sure why, but my last sack of … Continue reading
Using the law to shut down competition, …
…and thereby creating a loverly black market. Heh. “Cardboard poaching,” as it’s become known, is a multimillion-dollar cancer growing in the diseased corpus of recycling crime. Though the media have lately zeroed in on scrap-metals theft and restaurant-grease rustling, the … Continue reading
For Your Protection!
DHS gears up for civil unrest prior to presidential conventions And by “gear up,” they mean “buy a whole bunch more gear.” Because you can’t let the local po-po have all the fun, I guess? I dunno. Either way, judging … Continue reading









































