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About Joel

You shouldn't ask these questions of a paranoid recluse, you know.

QoD – “You just stopped being on my side” edition…

Dear Jeremy Alcede of Tactical Firearms, Katy, TX: I hope you freeze in the dark, you gutless quisling punk. – Tam Mr. Alcede is not the first gun-related merchant ready to throw your rights under the bus for a moment’s … Continue reading

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Everything not forbidden is mandatory.

Here’s something I didn’t consider while I worked so hard to get on the Olympic team… American gold medal winners will pay the IRS up to $8,986. Silver medal winners will pay up to $5,385. Bronze medal winners will pay … Continue reading

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Vodka is a terrible thing.

Just sayin.

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A shout-out to my self-reliant neighbors…

We did too build that! I mentioned that flash floods destroyed all the wash crossings yesterday afternoon. By the time I got out there this morning all but one had been set to rights. Not a government machine in sight. … Continue reading

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Big Rain!

Yesterday around noon I did something cowardly prudent. Though it turns out it wouldn’t have made any difference if I hadn’t done it, I’m still not sorry. In contrast to Tam’s complaints about the weather, we’ve had rain pretty much … Continue reading

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Missing the point, over and over…

In Fayetteville and many places, a driver with a broken taillight can be stopped and searched by consent by officers looking for a bag of weed. Yet the same person can build an arsenal and attract no notice. And he … Continue reading

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And now I shall tent my fingers and wheeze “Excellent!”

Since Saturday afternoon I’ve waited with special impatience for my Amazon order to arrive. I’d accumulated $135 in there over months, and major invasions have probably gone off with less planning than what went into my constantly-changing shopping cart during … Continue reading

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ML Brings It.

I’m totally drawing a blank on reasons you should be here today, so I think I’ll turn the microphone over to Mama Liberty who says, among other things: I carry a gun. Get over it. RTWT.

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Everything not mandatory is forbidden…

Wow. Why do people live there?

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If you see something say something…

…but not if you see US! NYPD is allowed to spy on you any time, any where. We don’ need no steenking jurisdiction, because 9/11!

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In place!

Now if only I had some sun…

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Oy, what a day…

Yesterday was the worst so far in the Monsoon. Rain started around ten in the morning and came down HARD. Mudslide from the gully behind the Lair filled the drainage pipe. Everything is mud, far as the eye can see. … Continue reading

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Okay, I’m tired of Monsoon now…

Morning started out normal enough. Get up, eat, futz around for a while, load the boys in the Jeep, go to J&H’s, prepare to shovel shit. But before I ever got started, J asked me if I wanted to go … Continue reading

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How to Stop a Massacre

So most shooters are just a liability, hey? The video’s scary senior citizen clearly hasn’t spent a lot of time in a “high speed low drag” pistol course lately, but he got the job done anyway. Rule #1: Have A … Continue reading

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Begun, the clone wars have.

I’m not sure what they’re trying to prove, but what the hell? Maybe China’s leaders got a closeout bargain on sixties-era “evil overlord’s henchgirl” costumes.

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Speaking strictly for this “criminal,”…

I don’t give a shit what you believe.

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Yes, please!

Nanny Mike says something I can get behind. BLOOMBERG: Well, I would take it one step further. I don’t understand why the police officers across this country don’t stand up collectively and say, we’re going to go on strike. We’re … Continue reading

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Kids ain’t got no culture.

Borepatch’s posting of the famous “Pachelbel Rant” got me to thinking of ways the musical wool was pulled over my eyes so repeatedly when I was a kid. Fact is, a lot of pop songs either base their melodies on … Continue reading

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Hee. I’ve known a few guys like this…

He forgot the kukri and/or tomahawk, or – gods help us – the sword. But seriously, I’ve seen kids show up at militia meetups with 100#+ loadouts that would make Burt Gummer blush and actually try to move fast. Sometimes … Continue reading

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The Last Component!

Hee. I got all the conduit in, all the cable pulled, including the run up the wall to the Lair’s roof. This is the last part I’ve been waiting for, a 45 amp charge controller. Also by far the most … Continue reading

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