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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Things that make me say “Hm.”
I heard about this briefly on the radio yesterday afternoon. STOCKTON (AP) – A judge has refused to release a tuberculosis patient who was jailed and charged after allegedly refusing to take medication to keep his disease from becoming contagious. … Continue reading
Oh, yeah. Thanks.
Never Yet Melted has a post up on the “Ten Most Painful Stings.” Number 9: the Tarantula hawk wasp, Pepsis hemipepsis: “Blinding, shockingly electric. A running hair drier has been dropped into your bubble bath.” Very common around here. Attracted … Continue reading
Speaking of Chainsaws…
My first thought was “Yowch, that’s gonna be hard on a very expensive chain.” But it turns out he knew where to cut it without trying to saw through the harp. Now the only question is “why?” But of course … Continue reading
OC Drama Llamas…
In the gun blogs there is much huffing and kerfuffling on the subject of open carry. One must open carry, or the republic will fall. One must not open carry, or the Bradys will win. Feh on all who … … Continue reading
That trench behind M’s Dome needed its own name…
…So I decided to name it Profanity Alley I made a deal with Ian sometime late last yearHe traded me a pistol for some workI quite admit it seemed to me a good ideaDidn’t know that I was being such … Continue reading
Even more exciting adventures in digging…
When I moved to the desert to live, instead of just to visit, I had surprises to contend with. One was how damned cold it gets in the winter, but praise Gaia I can set that aside for six months … Continue reading
If we don’t make people pay to be oppressed, the terrorists will win!
Senate Dems back increase in air travel fee to close funding shortfall at TSA Money quote: Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-La.) said the $315 million in funding would otherwise come from taxpayers and argued it is better to stick passengers who … Continue reading
Sigh. How did these people ever win the war?
I like coffee. If I want a cup of milk and sugar, I won’t waste good coffee in it. Cocoa, now – that’s different.
Well…yeah…
Yes to about 50% of it. Never caught the Glock bug, and if I did I probably wouldn’t own a 30 round mag for one. That’s just silly. I haven’t bought a gun magazine since I figured out (duh) why … Continue reading
Your tax dollars in flight
No, I know it isn’t anything new. Still stinks. Campaign Trail Airlift Campaign Trail Airlift: Air Mobility Command recently stood up two squadrons to provide dedicated airlift for President Obama’s re-election bid. Four C-17s temporarily stationed at JB Andrews, Md., … Continue reading
QoD: “If you friend me I may have to kill you” edition…
There are only so many times a person can exclaim LOL or WTF before his or her soul just gives up and disintegrates to ash. I have never wanted a Facebook page. I like — treasure — the fact that … Continue reading
I don’t go heavily into the fan stuff, y’know…
But I does loves me some Firefly. While hunting around for the Leslie Fish song below, I came on this. I’ve heard the Escape Key song, but not this version. Wish they’d done something more creative with the video, though.
“Marin County’s visuals are far too uncluttered,” said Lucas. “And the dialogue! Not nearly wooden enough, and sometimes it makes contextual sense. This must stop.
Lucas changes plan for development in Marin.
They’re old, they’re … experienced…
But they still work if you actually wire them to something. Yesterday I scored some like-new 12 gauge multistrand wire. This morning before it got too hot I tore out all the Dr. Seuss wiring that theoretically but not really … Continue reading
Once there was this singing group…
And they released some really weird songs. I liked it. Later they got into disco, which I didn’t like so much. But even there they added a little quality to an otherwise execrable genre.
Went on a little expedition yesterday…
Near where I live is a dried-up shitsplat of a little town that’s been around for a long, long time. Somehow they even get grass and trees and gardens to grow, and I imagine that took generations of careful irrigation … Continue reading
Chainsaw Use and Maintenance for Beginners
(NOTE: For the benefit of the people led here by Google, this whole thing is prettied up and available for free download on the sidebar. Just click on the dog with the chainsaw.) Here’s TUAK’s very first (and possibly last) … Continue reading
I admit it…
I got nothing today, and I’m tired of the inverter (in the very middle of a delightfully sunny day, mind you) making that girly (Oh! The batteries don’t have any power! You’re running on the input from the panels and … Continue reading
I want this guy to be Vice President next time, too.
First we need to change that thing in the constitution where he gets to be prez if the current chairwarmer dies, because … well, damn. But after attending to that little detail, I say Joe Biden as Vice President-For-Life. The … Continue reading









































