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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Things I do miss about television…
Super Bowl commercials. Yeah, I’m shallow.
The thing that most angers me about this…
…is that somebody is sure to say, “So what? They’re Muslims.” U.S. drones targeting rescuers and mourners As the report notes, it’s particularly remarkable that these findings come on the heels of President Obama’s recent boasting about the efficacy of … Continue reading
Seems I’ve been Liebstered.
I’m not sure (I’m never quite sure) I understand the rules for this sort of thing, because I’m not much of a joiner and rarely play. But I am a blogwhore whenever it’s not too much trouble, so I’ll play … Continue reading
So you’re still afraid of a bunch of goatherds with nothing in common but a hokey religion?
Don’t be. Be afraid of college kids with too much time on their hands. H/T to Uncle Jay.
Repeat after me, boys and girls…
BUSHDIDITFIRSTBUSHDIDITFIRSTBUSHDIDITFIRST!!11 Keep repeating that until it starts to sound true. Or at least relevant. Then you’ll be ready to follow the argument of the fella who wrote this dumb article. …House Oversight Chairman Darrell Issa (R-CA) convened the sixth hearing … Continue reading
Murphy’s Law of Weather
M, in his secret identity as Ian*, brought a whole bunch of goodies to the Gulch to make more of his videos. We shot video on a sorta-drop-in trigger for a Mosin Nagant (a massive improvement, BTW,), a new holster … Continue reading
$54???
Landlady went to the big town about fifty miles away yesterday while M and I were playing with shooty things, big and little. She called to ask if there were anything I needed from the Palace’O’Hardware, which was thoughtful of … Continue reading
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Policy!
I had to log on to Blogspot this morning before manipulating the blog, and was directed to a NEW! IMPROVED! set of compulsory rules, which began with the statement: We’re getting rid of over 60 different privacy policies across Google … Continue reading
Elder Gods loosed in Antarctic – Russian Scientists killed and eaten, though not necessarily in that order – Women and minorities hardest hit.
Well, maybe not. But it is kinda creepy.
Stray Dog Update…
I’ve got to get off my ‘pooter because storm clouds have rolled in and my inverter is chirping like a maddened telegraph. But so far, no joy. Boy, they’ve been everywhere on Landlady’s property, though. Tracks everywhere I looked, including … Continue reading
QoD: “No Sweets For You” Edition…
Because government just can’t have enough authority… And not just deadly “assault sugar,” that has no legitimate sweetening purpose. Although I’m sure “patrol sugar” will be exempt. – David Codrea In reference to this: “We are in the midst of … Continue reading
After I’ve betrayed the revolution…
…and set myself up as President-For-Life, I’m making a new rule: If you can’t read an address, you’re not allowed to play with chainsaws.
Ayn Rand, please call your office.
One of your memes has gotten loose again. Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse, D-Rhode Island, today introduced the legislation, formally called now the “Paying a Fair Share Act,” today on the Senate floor. “We should celebrate the success of people who are … Continue reading
Sorry about that.
I get wordy when I’m morose, and in hindsight may have been a bit drunker than I realized at the time. Too-ready access to a keyboard is not always a good thing. I suppose I do have to go shoot … Continue reading
I have to go kill something innocent in the morning.
I come after you with not a shred of malice in my heart. I wish you nothing but well, but if I find you I’m going to kill you without the slightest mercy. You have come where you don’t belong, … Continue reading
On this date in 2011…
…began the worst cold snap I’ve seen since moving here. Five days of frozen hell, that drove me right out of the Interim Lair. Routine below-zero nighttime temps, and not much warmer during the day. On this date in 2012, … Continue reading
“What happens if you don’t submit to the search? They put you back on the train?”
Certain … disfunctional … moments in the life of a VIPR do not go unnoticed… A high-profile example of VIPR’s growing pains, transit officials say, is a VIPR-assisted passenger screening a year ago at Amtrak’s station in Savannah, Georgia. Instead … Continue reading









































