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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
Oy, whatta trip.
The trip itself was actually pretty uneventful. We ran into snow in the mountains but nothing terrible, got home about five. There’s more snow than I’ve ever personally seen here – it’s a foot deep in places. Last night the … Continue reading
On the road today…
Having paid more attention to weather reports than is probably good for me, for once I’m not really looking forward to going home. But home is where I’m going, so probably light/no posting today.
Half done!
So far, so good! As with so many such skills that have intimidated me in the past, halfway through I’m wondering what the big deal was. This is generally a prelude to hubris-related disaster. This is my victim. Costco is … Continue reading
On sleeping in a strange place…
Peripatetic living comes pretty naturally to me. Hell, I’ve been all over the world. Going to strange places and doing strange things, though it’s not the pleasure it was when I was younger, doesn’t cause me any special distress. I’m … Continue reading
Today we do something new.
Landlady walked me through the basics of canning this morning. I’m in a kitchen, surrounded by – er – kitcheny stuff. In the fridge, eight pounds of chicken. In the dishwasher, a bunch of mason jars. On the counter, a … Continue reading
Aaron Zelman, RIP
Via Claire’s blog, I just learned the terrible news that Aaron Zelman of Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership has died. I did not know Mr. Zelman well. We never met and only spoke on the telephone a couple … Continue reading
A Matter of Perspective…
David Codrea’s latest Examiner column is primarily on the “90% of guns in Mexico” canard, but adds something I find an interesting – and rather refreshing – twist: …a proven reliable source tells me that some guns are indeed making … Continue reading
This bone in my nose catches on my sweater at the worst times…
I was sitting in Landlady’s backyard gazebo this morning, thinking about all the things I should report about my visit to this alien place they call a “city.” The incredibly profligate use of electricity, for example: What’s the point of … Continue reading
The 1911 Doesn’t Suck.
But neither is it the uniquely inspired gift of God. In this morning’s blog-crawling, I was directed by Robb to this anti-1911 screed titled, appropriately, “The 1911 Sucks.” The writer says, in part, It’s a 100-year old design. It needs … Continue reading
I’ll bet you’re a riot at cocktail parties…
So M has an AK receiver, and he’s at loose ends as to what to do with it. The problem isn’t that M finds the prospect of building an AK daunting – far from it. M owns more AKs and … Continue reading
In which Joel gets stuff with a little plastic card. What a country!
So for Christmas my weekender neighbors S&L got me: 50 pounds of bread flour2 pounds of baking yeast2 big bottles of isopropyl alcohol4 pounds of unsalted butter8 pounds of boneless chicken thigh meat …and they squeezed it all into a … Continue reading
Californians! How’s your supply of pre-ban lightbulbs?
January 1 is just around the corner. Look busy. So long 100-watt incandescent light bulbs — California is ordering them off store shelves starting Jan. 1 in an energy-saving move. For now at the Home Depot in Redding, Calif., the … Continue reading
Paging all military gun geeks!
Here’s something you need to check out. In partnership with some very knowledgeable and connected people, my very knowledgeable and connected friend M has created a website called Forgotten Weapons. It’s mostly about those developmental weapons that didn’t quite make … Continue reading
It’s been a long time…
…since I’ve spent time in a city. Last year this time I was in Phoenix for a week at the SAR show, but that was kinda different – my hosts’ house wasn’t in a development and all the overload was … Continue reading
Well, here we are.
Ghost is in the middle of a prolonged meltdown, and has become firmly convinced that one of these doors leads back home. LB is enjoying this new mystifying adventure, and Click is just trying to keep everyone in line. More … Continue reading
Irony
Spent a portion of this morning on my knees, scraping shit out of the floormat grooves in a horse trailer. And my only regret was … I shouldn’t have spent time last night sharpening my knife. Once, during my Mr. … Continue reading
I thought I was wrong for a moment. But I was mistaken about that.
I read this sad article a few minutes ago, about the possible demise of Michigan congress(ver)men Sander Levin and John Dingell through redistricting. Normally I try to pay no attention to electoral politics at all, suspending the resolution only as … Continue reading
Okey Dokey.
Whatever that fuel system gadget is, bypassing it won’t be an option. The simplest solution, as somebody pointed out in comments, is to take it and get it heli-coiled. Since I’m going to the city in a few days anyway, … Continue reading
Adventures in old tractors…
Last Friday I drove Gulchendiggensmoothen home with smoke coming off the exhaust manifold from the diesel dripping onto it. The return line from the fuel injectors is interrupted by this … thing, and the thing is made of aluminum, and … Continue reading
At last, our food will be safe!
“I find your lack of intrusive inspections…disturbing.” Washington, D.C. – The House gave final congressional approval Tuesday to a sweeping overhaul of the way that the Food and Drug Administration regulates most of the nation’s food supply. A bill that … Continue reading









































