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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Second the motion!
Tam opines on a proposed new law to keep taxeaters safe from us gun-hugging proles… I have a better idea: Let’s make it illegal for important federal officials to come within a thousand feet of decent people. Failing that, maybe … Continue reading
It’s Got Sex!
It’s snowing this morning, for the first time since I got back. Probably not very cold out; the heater isn’t having any trouble keeping it livable in here. Soon I had to leave; I was going to town for a … Continue reading
On the Larry Pratt thing…
I just got this from MamaLiberty: From David Codrea at War on Guns 01/11/11 “Mr. Pratt is contacting Fox News to correct their misunderstanding,” the GOA spokesman informed him. Here’s the statement: As much as I appreciate Fox News, they … Continue reading
Sorry for the no post thing…
Very, very cold this morning; I went into the scriptorium long enough to read my emails, then spent quite a while trying to get feeling back in my fingers. This afternoon after shit-shoveling I answered a call from another neighbor … Continue reading
Why does the NYT hate America?
No, really. I want to know. Those who had hoped to see a glimpse of the much-advertised Republican plan to revive the economy and put Americans back to work will have to wait at least until party leaders finish their … Continue reading
Surprise! Congresswoman “Shoulder thing that goes up” uses the jaw thing that goes up and down.
And dances in blood with the leg things that go back and forth. McCarthy said she plans to confer with House Speaker John Boehner and Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi to see “if we can work something through” in the coming … Continue reading
“…at which point somebody called me a Marxist.”
Tee hee. I love it. Over here somebody called me a leftist the other day, which has become a recurring occurrence. I’m a little upset that more leftists don’t drop in to call me a conservative, or a tea bagger … Continue reading
From the “what color is the sky on your planet” department…
You really can’t make this shit up. But it’s a helluva lot of fun to mock. “We’ve had some incidents where TSA authorities think that congresspeople should be treated like everybody else,” he said. “Well, the fact of the matter … Continue reading
Never heard of her.
Okay. I’ve recently learned that a congresscritter (and many other people, but they apparently don’t matter much) got shot the other day. I wish to state for the record that: I wasn’t in Tucson at the time. I have two … Continue reading
Guess it’s official: I’m gettin’ old.
I know this because only old people are grandparents. And as of sometime in July, if all goes well, that’s what I’ll be. Got the news from Daughter yesterday afternoon, and I’m still a bit shocky. Congratulations to Daughter and … Continue reading
MamaLiberty gets the day…
…with a beautifully reasoned little treatise she left in comments here. Rights: Life, liberty, property – these are the ONLY “rights” andbelong to all human beings. The “rights” being discussed, such as concealed carry, are state granted PRIVILEGES, not rights … Continue reading
Hey, remember Dumbass “I’m the only one professional enough to handle a gun” DEA Guy?
It seems his neverending quest to make some money from his humiliation has hit yet another snag. And no doubt bumped the hit rate on that video even further into the ionosphere. I love that guy! 8^D
I’m having a hard time wrapping my mind around this…*
Okay, when Sebastian quotes a news item that presents an NRA flack as somehow more friendly to gunowner rights than Larry Pratt of the GOA, I can dismiss that as Sebastian being an … well, an NRA flack. Which is … Continue reading
A Taste of Pocky-Clips
Got the Jeep running yesterday, around 2. Went to J&H’s, didn’t so much shovel shit as pry it off the ground in sheets and chunks. Worked for an hour and a half and only finished Paolo’s stall. Four heavy wagon-loads, … Continue reading
15 Degrees
It’s 11 in the morning, and the thermometer says fifteen degrees. That’s really the only thing worth saying today. If I can get the Jeep running, I’m stealing it and moving to El Paso. Don’t try to talk me out … Continue reading
Shadow and the Hermit Woman
Shadow studied the looming crag with a critical eye, and with more concern than usual. His snares had been empty for three days, Not much to eat was growing besides prickly pear, and that wasn’t worth much. Shadow hadn’t eaten … Continue reading
A long winter’s nap…
Last night I fell asleep right around six. I’ve been getting concerned about how much propane I’m burning during this extended cold snap, so I turned the heater off. Best way to get through a cold night is to sleep … Continue reading
Working Title: The Hermit King
I’ve been having a very hard time wrapping my mind around this novel I’m supposed to be writing, but I think I finally have the beginnings of a main plot. This is very, very much a first draft of the … Continue reading
“Why so many people hate congress”
If Congress wonders why so many hate them, this article below may help them understand. Millions of Americans file quickly to get tax refunds (a tax refund means you over paid and they have YOUR money to which they have … Continue reading
Remember “The Silence of the Lambs?”
I’m gonna spend this winter writing a potboiler called “The Freezing of the Ass.” Scriptorium’s just way too cold, I’m going where there’s a modicum of heat. The good news – and I mean THE good news – is that … Continue reading









































