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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
QoD – Unexpected Justice Edition
“Just as a kind of a query, what legal authority does the sheriff or anybody have to walk in to someone’s home and take property?” [Broward Circuit Judge Dale Ross] said. “Don’t we call that, in the business, stealing?”
Wow, lots of water.
I guess there was a lot of water in that storm last night. After shit-shoveling I went out to work on the lair. The good news is that the trench I’ve been working on at the foot of the gully … Continue reading
Rain, Rain, Go Away…
…Come on back this afternoon and cool things off! This isn’t a complaint I make very often…but I’ve got a lot to do! And it’s raining in the morning! Last night the storm held off until almost bedtime, but when … Continue reading
Aw! That’s Sweet!
Claire say nice things about Joel! Joel bashful now. Don’t really see how that coulda been handled differently, though. It was my responsibility.
About that racist USDA worker…
Hell, I do live in a cave. And even I’ve heard the story, and repeatedly been offered the video, of Shirley Sharrod speaking before an NAACP meeting and apparently crowing about the way she dissed a white farmer who came … Continue reading
Oh, it’s been hot lately…
…and humid, which doesn’t seem natural. The storms have rolled in pretty much every afternoon, cooling things down nicely by bedtime. Lots of wind, so far not really a lot of water though I noticed yesterday that two small gullies … Continue reading
How to tell when you’re not dealing with serious preppers…
Did the subject of swords come up as anything but decor? Bingo. Sure, I think swords are cool. I’m a guy. I want one on my wall. Personally I was always taken with Cold Steel’s Grosse Messer. Had a chance … Continue reading
By Special Request…
So we got maybe a little deep into the beer yesterday afternoon. Our neighbor S had a company group visiting some of the local homesteads, getting all excited about off-grid power systems and stuff. Somehow, our Boot Hill had become … Continue reading
This is the kind of conversation we have here…
“Come see my toilet! I’ve got the first flush toilet in the gulch!” I’m not making this up. Furthermore, it caused a stampede to go see the toilet. Honest. Remember M’s Dome? Last summer M’s Dome was all I could … Continue reading
See, this is why we need government.
Seen via Insty: Senator Chuck Schumer, having solved all the world’s other problems – except the cap on that Gulf of Mexico oil leak, which was Obama’s responsibility – has now set about solving Apple’s problems for it. In a … Continue reading
“This must be what it feels like to go crazy.”
So just now I got a comment related to this post from The Grey Lady, who said: Heh…… your broad has managed to elevate the family personal chef (Mr. Kass) to Senior Policy adviser for healthy Food Initiatives. Yup she … Continue reading
Oh, god. Ohgodohgodohgoooooddddd…
Okay: the story itself is quite pedestrian. I think I saw it on Say Uncle, but I wasn’t even paying attention. Girl blows bubble on cop, is arrested for assault. Of course she was! She didn’t respect his authoritah. If … Continue reading
Um…Yeah…
Busy morning. Also very hot and a bit irritable. I’ve got the inner paneling on the Lair’s long wall about chest-high, where I was slowed by fitting around the kitchen window and a couple of outlets. Also, I THINK I’ve … Continue reading
Joel’s Semi-Secret Lair…
I’m planning to put a little bar sink/water fountain up in the sleeping loft, because it would really be a drag to have to put on my leg and go down a ladder every time I wanted a drink of … Continue reading
“Whatever happened to…”
With all the “Race, Race, Race” that’s been injected into what passes for political discourse these days, a question kept coming up in what passes for my mind: “Whatever happened to Jesse Jackson?” I’d’ve heard if he was dead. But … Continue reading
Flash! Michelle Obama says something I agree with!
Yup, it’s true! She said it right here: When stubborn inequalities still persist — in education and health, in income and wealth — I think those founders would urge us to increase our intensity, and to increase our discipline and … Continue reading
Gonna try something else with the boys this morning…
Ghost has been getting slower and slower to come to Gitmo every morning, and yesterday he pulled a fast one on me. I called him to treats, and he steadfastly refused to show. I didn’t worry about it because Ghost … Continue reading
Living in Fear
The emotion in the country is really interesting. You hear a lot of people talk about anger. It’s not anger. It’s absolute fear. People are petrified about the future about everything from health care to judicial nominees. It seems their … Continue reading
Sorry, Claire…
I had never heard of Colton Harris-Moore before Claire blogged about him last month. Since then I read a thing or two. I concede he’s got style, but he’s still a determined thief and I really don’t like thieves. He … Continue reading









































