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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
Expect Chicago homicides to drop dramatically.
The ones you hear about, anyway… Police Supt. Jody Weis knows that he will ultimately find himself on the hotseat for the surge. But, he’s got a new defense. He’s creating a new category of “indoor” homicides — and downplaying … Continue reading
Hee hee! I like it!
I don’t spend a lot of time with Lew Rockwell. Nothing bad, but the site lost my interest year before last with its “All-Ron-Paul-All-The-Time” editorial policy and just never got me back. But I do enjoy me some Gary North … Continue reading
Yet people keep electing them.
Via Claire, here’s a great article on the sad psychology of politicians: They’re just really (really, really) rotten kids who never grew up. In understanding the foibles of politicians, I’ve always found it is a benefit to have spent large … Continue reading
Zero Tolerance or Zero Intelligence?
Oh, my. What Jovian wisdom doth come with the office of School Principal: QUEEN CREEK, Ariz. — A kindergartner was suspended for “intent” — finding a knife and thinking about taking it to school, even though he decided not to. … Continue reading
Comfort food with what’s layin’ around.
Okay, I’ve been staring at this big plastic jug of honey, half-full, which long since crystallized. It’s still perfectly good, but very difficult to use in its current form. I’ve got most of a pound of butter that’s going to … Continue reading
This is apparently satire so subtle…
…That try as I might, I just can’t grasp the point. Okay, the subject is SnapScouts, which purports to be an Android app kids can download (How many little kids carry Androids?) for the purpose of … …earn[ing] tons of … Continue reading
I don’t think I’d want to be Josh Sugarmann.
Poor guy. He writes this HuffPo piece crowing over the decline in sales numbers for ARs (and it’s about damn time – maybe ammo prices will come down a little) and what does he get? Multiple pages of comments about … Continue reading
This guy is…remarkable.
Who would want to live in Chicago? I just don’t get it. Mayor Daley loves to bag on the local media, and given my recent line of inquiry into his politics and policies, I’ve never expected to be greeted with … Continue reading
Wait. I’m confused.
Gun Rights Examiner David Codrea reported yesterday that four of the nine Hutaree “terrorists” have now been released pending trial. So…what happened to “weapons of mass destruction?” Vicious plots against police officers? Domestic terrorism of the worst possible sort? Is … Continue reading
I need to be a better negotiator.
If I’m going to do these piecework jobs, I’ve got to get better at negotiating prices. Five hours swinging a pick in the sun, and I’m only about 2/3 done with the neighbors’ water trench. Almost no rocks; he was … Continue reading
Dang. Drat. Poop. Also, Ca-Ca.
Whine, whine, whine. I’m sitting here over my coffee, for once dreading a day. That feels weird. Oh, it’s a familiar feeling, don’t get me wrong. It used to be my default attitude at the beginning of any day at … Continue reading
Rulemaking Matters!
Well, as you may have heard, the EPA’s “Rulemaking Matters!” video contest deadline passed yesterday. I’ve no idea what undiscovered Spielberg or Lucas might snatch up the big $2500 grand prize, nor do I care. But here’s one of Reason.com’s … Continue reading
Rocket geeks unite!
I’m not a huge Tom Lehrer fan, but people who know me best know that I’m even more not a fan of Wernher Von Braun. A couple of guys were sitting around a few weekends ago discussing the relative merits … Continue reading
I said it for years before leaving Socal – I don’t know where I’ll end up but wherever it is, I’ll never stop bitching about the weather. Weather was the one thing I liked about Socal. So after days of … Continue reading
Experiment successful
I got ready to run the generator late this morning to fill the water cistern, and then thought, “Screw it. I want to just plug the well pump into the wall and see what happens.” What always used to happen … Continue reading
Here’s a first…
In an attempt to make it up to the boys for all the big-time walkies they haven’t been getting, after chores this morning we went way back on the plateau before hooking up with a long canyon I’ve wanted to … Continue reading
“A Still More Glorious Dawn”
I wish I could still believe this crap. I did when I was a kid. Somebody with too much time on his hands writes a “Symphony In Science,” re-mixing none other than that great showman, Carl Sagan:
The Rehabilitation of Michael Bellesiles
Anybody remember Michael Bellesiles? I’ll bet all the shooters here do, and with no pleasure. In the year 2000 Bellesiles released a much ballyhooed book called Arming America: The Origins of a National Gun Culture. To say this book caused … Continue reading
Wow. Old times.
Doesn’t this sound weird now? An Oakland County Sheriff’s deputy stopped the man, Ricardo Chamblis, 58, after he turned out of a Kroger parking lot Monday at Wyoming and Eight Mile Road. Police said Chamblis was driving on a suspended … Continue reading
Well, Here’s a conundrum…
A while back, I self-righteously declaimed, “You either love liberty for everybody, or you don’t love liberty.” I, of course, am without sin in that regard and can feel free to throw as many stones as I like. Or maybe, … Continue reading









































