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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Oh, Brave New World…
…that has such atavistic people in it. I persist in believing certain types to be extinct, or nearly so. This increasingly proves to be wishful thinkng. First example here, via David Codrea, about which (the example, not Codrea) I truly … Continue reading
Guess what! The National ID card is back already.
I read this article this morning, but didn’t have time to post. So hopefully I’m not the last person in the blogoverse to point it out. Democratic leaders have proposed requiring every worker in the nation to carry a national … Continue reading
Long, productive day.
We got the roof sheathing done. M build the boxes for the castellated gingerbread on the top, and then we finished sheathing all around except for the top part of the front. We’re stuck on that because of a little … Continue reading
Bad experiences with Magnum boots
I spent years going through my first pair of Magnum desert boots back before I actually moved to the desert. Loved them, so when they went south I bought another pair. They also wore okay, though they constantly raised a … Continue reading
You know you’re having a crappy day…
When you’re in the middle of something really finicky and kind of dangerous that requires all your attention, and you start wondering… Whatever happened to Charlie Dore? Half the readers are asking, “Who’s Charlie Dore?” The other half are thinking, … Continue reading
Knocked off early today…
Due to some really crappy weather that blew in. So we didn’t get all that much done. But what we did do was f**king cool. We mounted the columns and finished the box headers for the front porch, and they … Continue reading
This is weird.
A new, green helicopter that doesn’t require rapidly rotating airfoils? Why even have rotors? Maybe they’re needed for some other function? Seen at Sharp as a Marble, via Tam. And now to work.
Landlady’s house report…
Had a good day today. We got the bulk of the sheathing up. Our good neighbor D took the 12X12 column that Landlady and M picked up, sanded it, cut it to length, and routered it to fit the bracket … Continue reading
“That’s our job!”
Mayor Richard (Mayor For Life) Daley wants to sic the world court on gunowners now. At a news conference, Daley explained, “This is coming from international mayors. They’re saying, ‘We’re tired of your guns, America. … We don’t want those … Continue reading
When they poured across the border, I was cautioned to surrender…
…This I could not do. Will Grigg comes through with another great essay on the walled camp our “small government” activists would love to turn America into: Last week, many (by no means all) adherents of the Tea Party movement … Continue reading
Had to take a day off from building…
…to give the blisters time to dry. By Monday evening I was practically dragging myself around on all fours. Landlady and M spent the day on header blocks for the porch and fireblocks everywhere. I spent the day huddling in … Continue reading
View from the Porch…
…With apologies to Tam. Work crew was down to three today, though D showed up in the afternoon with a frame for a porch column he’d casually thrown together like a piece of architectural art. We put up all the … Continue reading
Down tools, Sunday afternoon
Tired and sunburned, and on schedule. We got the dining room framed in, one interior wall, and all the main roof trusses up.
Are you Liberty Lovers, or are you Conservatives?
Do you want freedom, or do you just want to bitch about Obama? Because I really wish you guys would make up your minds. I know this is kind of old, but I just saw it this morning, courtesy of … Continue reading
Got the walls up…
…On Landlady’s new house. Had a bunch of people show up today, and worked for almost ten hours. Had a bit of a hurry-up-and-wait start, what with planning and a few disagreements on how to proceed. But once the master … Continue reading
Oh, my goodness…
How to bring chaos to a sleepy little hobby blog: 1. You write one little inflammatory thing. 2. It gets linked to WRSA and Sipsey Street. 3. The server melts.
Wall done!
Get it? Wall done? Huh HAH – I slay me. Hey, I’m tired and punchy. Sue me. Thanks so very much to W, who pitched in on the big stuff, every time another set of hands made the difference between … Continue reading
It’s kinda sobering to reflect…
…that most of the things that have tried to kill me have been my own damned fault. Stupidity is a capital crime, and it seems like I keep getting one reprieve after another.
Is Bertha Lewis a plagierist?
Hm…vehement denunciations of someone named Goldstein, blaming him for all the suffering of the oppressed masses, whipping the faithful into a frenzy of hatred… I don’t know – it all seems strangely…familiar. So the last holdout in the Atlantic Yards … Continue reading
So you want to move off-grid? Let me tell you about my day.
Well, this isn’t the most auspicious building day we’ve had. I went to cut off the excess rebar on the Landlady’s retaining wall. Knew I was nearly out of acetylene, but I didn’t even get the first bar hot when … Continue reading









































