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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Half done now.
We’ve had several nights with no freeze. I got the steel bent and tied, and the concrete poured for the first bond beam layer on the retaining wall for the Landlady’s Casa Del Prada. I got a late start, but … Continue reading
Could be, could be.
Well, there’s a first time for everything. The blossoms are fading from the fruit tree, but there’s been no killing frost so far this month. Some blossoms were lost to wind, but this is the first time I’ve seen since … Continue reading
Oh, I’ll bet they will.
The New York Times, on an itsie-bitsie oopsie found in the new health care law… WASHINGTON — It is often said that the new health care law will affect almost every American in some way. And, perhaps fittingly if unintentionally, … Continue reading
A question I have often pondered…
She could kick the crap out of him, but instead she lines up with the others and puts up with this. Is it because she doesn’t know she has teeth and hooves?
“Stop staring at me!”
M sent me this Daily Show link, which I now share with you. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Open Carrier Discrimination www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party
Honorary M14…
Yeah, somebody from a previous life discovered this blog and wondered that he saw me with an (shudder) AK47. I’d just like it to be known that the AK that is apparently in the picture is really, through an intricate … Continue reading
How a Democracy is Superior…
It’s that time of year again, boys and girls. From here. H/T to Wendy McElroy.
Goodness, that feels nice.
Just took my first real soaky shower in almost six months. We installed a genuine towny shower in the barn apartment last summer, and all summer and autumn it was pure decadent pleasure. But the barn isn’t heated when nobody’s … Continue reading
Got me a new holster today…
For the past three+ years I’ve lived here, I’ve used a Galco pancake holster that never really suited me. It was more appropriate in the state I lived in before, where you never, ever open carried but sometimes, like when … Continue reading
Why does Schumer hate cute baby airplanes?
The trampling injuries have barely healed from Chuckie Schumer’s last stampede to a TV camera in light of some perceived outrage on the part of the airline industry. He’s as responsible as anyone alive for the airlines’ current dire financial … Continue reading
It’s not really about guns.
The Firearms Freedom Act now signed into law by six states and apparently about to become law in Idaho seems, at first glance, to be about guns. Hey, the word “Firearms” is right in the title. But it’s not just … Continue reading
Forty years after Apollo…
The Space Flight Prevention Agency continues to expensively deteriorate. “So what we are doing is relying on commercial capability to get us access to low Earth orbit, to get us to the International Space Station. “But to get to places … Continue reading
When you think you’ve got everything planned…
…That’s when Uncle Murphy will come to call. Okay, it’s about seven in the morning. Shaping up to be a beautiful day. Landlady and M are due around one. M’s bringing the door for the Secret Lair, so I’ve got … Continue reading
“We’ve got to get organized!”
“If those racists, homophobes and morons won’t act like … racists, homophobes and morons, we’ll just have to do it for them! “Wait. What are you people doing here? Go get your own forum!” Seriously, who needs television when you’ve … Continue reading
Fear the paranoid white men!
These people need to get a better pitch. Remember every single state that passed Shall Issue laws, and the confident predictions of blood running in the gutters? The jury’s in on that one, guys. You were wrong. No mayhem ensued. … Continue reading
:^0 Yeah! Me too!
I’m Gobsmacked – in a GOOD Way Amazing. Arizona’s House of Representatives voted today, 36-19, to allow permitless “Vermont” concealed carry. The Senate passed the bill on March 29, 20-10. Jan Brewer, our Republican governor who took office when Janet … Continue reading
Y’know, I don’t say this often…
…but there oughta be a law against First Ladies promoting their own nanny agendas. From Eleanor Roosevelt, through Nancy (Just Say No) Reagan, to the current Mrs. (Ms?) Obama, I’m not sure it’s ever done that much tangible harm but … Continue reading
QoD, on how not to throw a baseball.
“It’s not the athletic ability, it’s the attitude. He expected that he could just let go of the ball, and the earth would rotate the catcher to it.” – Anon
This is called a Tamalanche.
I’ve heard of them, but it’s my first personal experience. I don’t know what Tam’s traffic is like, but I gather she gets more hits in an hour than this sleepy little blog can expect on a good day. She … Continue reading
Does anybody have an opinion about what this means, exactly?
Because it seems kind of meaningless to me. I mean, I know it’s a symbol, and it’s nice to see state legislators at least symbolically thumbing their noses at the feds. But why this particular issue? And will the states … Continue reading









































