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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
When you’ve got a satellite service…
…which is in your landlady’s name, there are things it’s vitally important not to do. Like, for example…and I’m just throwing this out there as an example, right? I mean, it’s not that this happened or anything… It’s vitally important … Continue reading
Congratulations to M!
He got his sign-off from the building inspector this morning. Which, considering the, er, improvised nature of quite a lot of the infrastructure, really really says something about the building inspectors around here. But hey, he got it. Windy, windy … Continue reading
It’s been a very busy weekend.
Landlady got all her framing materials ordered, and I’ve the rest of the stuff for the retaining wall and french drain on the way. W got a whole bunch done on the dome – we hung the door, his plumbing … Continue reading
Here we go again…
Okay…Nice composted horseshit, check. Adjusted soil pH, check. Regular watering, check. This should be the happiest fruit tree in the known universe, right? Except the damned thing always flowers like crazy in the first week of April, which is WAY … Continue reading
“He has erected a multitude of New Offices,…
…and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.” Yeah, that’s from the DoI too, you shithead. Seen at War on Guns, Reason, and I’ll probably see it a dozen times more today. And … Continue reading
I don’t know what “Turn Left” means, but…
I spent some time surfing through Larken Rose’s blog after being reminded by Claire. And I came upon this, which is just seriously cool. I don’t quite get the lyrics, but it’s still cool.
The end of the world will be televised.
Got this link from Landlady. Funny!
I don’t understand these rules of engagement.
You can drop JDAMs on Afghani weddings, but you can’t shoot Somali pirates?An American warship caught a bunch of pirates, blew up their ship, and sent the pirates home. A Dutch warship was actually attacked by confused pirates – oops … Continue reading
In context, maybe the sixties were a bad idea..
Okay, I admit it: I was in love with Melanie. So what?
Too Many Bloody Dogs…
…which is funny, because I remember when four dogs, larger than most of these, just seemed to comfortably fill the lair. So W volunteered to take my boys for a quick, truncated walky in the suddenly horrible weather. He brought … Continue reading
What “Hutaree” Means…
From Sipsey Street Irregulars: Everybody has been asking, in one form or the other, “What does ‘Hutaree’ mean?” And is it “Who-tar-eee” or “Hut-tar-ee”? The correct pronunciation seems to be “Who-tar-eee,” but I had to turn to CPT R.A. Bear, … Continue reading
New Crisis – Guam may tip right over!
Sleep sweet, citizens. Your leaders are hard at work protecting you from the things you don’t want to think about. It seems that an important part of a Navy Admiral’s job is being able to participate in sessions like this … Continue reading
I’m not sure why this surprises me…
…Since I’ve done it before and all, but an 80-pound sack of cement just doesn’t actually make a lot of cement. I’ve been waiting and waiting to get started on Landlady’s retaining wall, morosely watching my window of time get … Continue reading
This is reasonably cool.
From a movie I never heard of called “It Might Get Loud.” Yeah, with these three in the same room and enough electricity, it just might at that. Jimmy Page, Jack White and The Edge, just sorta jamming. Tell me … Continue reading
Now this is my kinda guy.
Have machine gun…have bacon…combine! Mmmmm – Bacon.
You gotta be kidding.
Call that an arsenal? I see some hunting shotguns, a very tame Marlin, and what appears to be an antique side-by-side. My dogs have more – and scarier – guns than this. The article doesn’t say what these dangerous terrorists … Continue reading
Limping on BOTH legs…
So we’re out on the morning walky, and the boys and I are checking out this deep gully on the other side of the wash. No good reason, it’s just there. I’m down in the rocks, and both boys are … Continue reading
Some thoughts on the Hutaree arrests
The Hutaree are well known in militia circles as the sort of wackos you don’t want to stand too close to. That there were SWAT teams in this group’s future was pretty well accepted, as is demonstrated by the reaction … Continue reading
“Hail Lenin, Hail Marx!” says Obama
Okay, yeah, I made that up. But he did say he ain’t done socializin’ stuff – particularly the “health care” system. “I think it is a critical first step in making a health care system that works for all Americans,” … Continue reading
“Hey, you can’t say that!”
Via the Post-Partisan Examiner: On Saturday the Wall Street Journal wrote, It’s been a banner week for Democrats: ObamaCare passed Congress in its final form on Thursday night, and the returns are already rolling in. Yesterday AT&T announced that it … Continue reading









































