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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
Of Sheep, Wolves, Sheepdogs, and Mutts
I’ll say right off that I was reminded of this subject, and in particular this very annoying analogy, by this excellent William Grigg essay on the Lew Rockwell site, which I was re-reading this morning. Grigg is writing specifically about … Continue reading
Out of Curiosity…
…What’s wrong with this picture? H/T to William Grigg @ Lew Rockwell
Despite the heat, trying to keep on track
Went out this morning to do a few tweaks on the Lair’s floor lumber before it rained. Yesterday. I finished the drawings for the wall frames; I hope to go get them expertly reality-checked this after the rain (M just … Continue reading
Muggy today, with intermittent apocalypse
I think maybe monsoon is getting under way. Yesterday the wash ran a bit, even though it hardly rained at all where we were. Which means it rained like hell further up the canyon. This has been a weird year … Continue reading
Somebody figured out the Cap’N’Trade bill!
And it ain’t pretty. The 87,492 page bill — official designated as the American Patriotic Renewal Act of 2009 for Carbon Reduction, Energy Independence, Heathy Climate, Sustainable Job Growth, Adorable Puppies, and Earthly Paradise — is a keystone in President … Continue reading
I shouldn’t have found it funny…
The local cops had a bit of excitement today. Three burglars were caught breaking into a house a few miles away: Two were stopped but one got away and by all accounts he’s a baddie. So cops were having fun … Continue reading
For New London, it seems, irony tastes like bird shit.
Via Reason.com: Unfortunate, But Birds Pay No Taxes. Heh. What is it about city councilcreatures, anyway? They’re like homeowner association board members, but without the intelligence, charm and benevolent intent.
The Secret Lair has a floor!
I have the OSB surface but won’t put it down until I’m ready to frame, because that would guarantee the onset of monsoon. So the next visible change to the structure will take a while. But we got the whole … Continue reading
New water source! Pt. 4
Well, M called the company that made his well pump, to see if he could get the anti-flowback valve specified in the manual for deep wells. The fellow on the phone said, “No, that’s old information. You don’t need anything … Continue reading
Recent Intercepted Memo:
FROM: Admissions Department, Hell TO: United States of America, North American Continent, Earth RE: Recent Admissions Application While in the past it has been our policy to accept your evil dead for processing and karmic justice without regard to the … Continue reading
Conversation at a build site
M: “If we cut these forms straight up, we could tape them up and re-use them!” ME: (wantonly tearing forms apart) “You’re a maniac. You know that?”
Random Acts of Progress
Well, we’re a little stalled on installing the pump in M’s water well, because the small print says you want an extra valve in the system if you’re pumping more than 100 feet to keep from bleeding the water back … Continue reading
New water source! Pt. 3
The wellhouse is complete except for paint. There’s talk of finding a London Underground sign. Next step: Electrical and plumbing, lower the pump into the casing, and see if we can pump it clear. Dunno how much of that we’re … Continue reading
Conversation in a gun store, with body language.
ME: “Do you have any .45 ACP… COUNTERMAN: Face falls. ME: “…snake shot?” COUNTERMAN: Face lights up. “Yes, we do!”
New water source! Pt. 2
Well, I was gonna save all this for one post, but it’s becoming a bit time-consuming. M got back the water analysis, and except for all the sediment it looks like we punched a hole in an aquifer with the … Continue reading
Embrace the Chaos
As I mentioned earlier, two gulch stakeholders have come to the property on at least a semi-permanent basis. While M waits for the building permit for HIS secret lair, he and W have helped build a fire under my ass … Continue reading
Real life unintended consequences
An interesting article here about Ron Paul’s heavily-cosponsored but completely doomed HR1207, calling for an audit of the Fed: But, a big spike in both Democrat and Republican co-sponsors came in response to the Fed’s announcement that they were hiring … Continue reading
Foundation!
Hooya! On budget and on schedule, we poured the foundation piers for Joel’s Secret Lair this morning. The three big floor joists are very square and level, and assuming nothing collapses before the concrete sets up we’re good to go! … Continue reading









































