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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
New water source!
er…if you call this water… Screw technology, we hauled it up with a rope and a weighted coffee can. Well’s drilled to something just less than 300 feet, but we found the surface at 110 which tells us there’s lots … Continue reading
Introducing Beauty
A new pack of three dogs has joined us at the gulch, and you’re probably not going to hear very much about two of them. I cannot omit Beauty, though, because she’s quite the little ambassador. She decided right away … Continue reading
Testing, testing…
Okay. Things are finally settling down a bit, I found my old copy of PhotoShop and loaded on this box so I can screw with pictures, and maybe now I can breath enough to update this sucker. M, W and … Continue reading
Sometimes the song in my head…
…gets kinda weird. Imagine going through all of a busy day with this in your head: Pity me. Pity me lots. All sorts of things going on, pictures and all, but it’s been quite a day and I just got … Continue reading
The Day His Weirdness Died
And once again news items which have brought the world to its very knees passed me by without notice. Apparently yesterday Michael Jackson went to see for himself which afterlife myth is true. Since everybody else on the tubez seems … Continue reading
Pull up! Pull up! EJECT EJECT EJECT!!
Major computer crash last Friday morning; black screen of death, checksum errors all over the place, flames racing down the fuselage headed for the fuel, oil squirting on the windscreen! She’s going down! And I don’t think she’s coming back. … Continue reading
Yep. Goooood day.
Well, we didn’t make a lot of progress on the shower today. I had a bit more energy than the previous two days, but my mind was mush this morning and I wasn’t going to take on an unfamiliar plumbing … Continue reading
Propane!
This is actually a couple of days old, but I was too sick to care. Al the Propane Guy came and, apparently finding no objections to our system plausible enough to continue denying us propane, actually installed a propane tank. … Continue reading
At long last, we’re moving again!
Ah hab a code. Ids in by dose. Coodent sleep, cus I coodent breed. Dose all stobbed ub. Yesterday was worse; yesterday I really felt like shit and couldn’t have done anything strenuous if you put an RPG to my … Continue reading
Sweet. Mary. Jane. This is truly…
Uh…surreal. Yeah. I’ve managed to catch the cold the stakeholders brought back, and it’s untimely as hell. The very morning I hoped to make some serious progress on converting the secret lair from a series of holes in the ground … Continue reading
Real ID is Dead? Yay!
Oh…wait.Yes, our dear Safety Czar, Janet Napolitano, has saved the day. Napolitano actually signed Arizona’s version of the Middle-Finger Law opting out of Real ID last year, but that was then. Now she’s playing for the big leagues, and that … Continue reading
Sunday Cute,
Dovetailing nicely with the song in my head. Wonderful baby, living on loveThe sandman says maybe he’ll take you aboveUp where the girls fly on ribbons and bowsWhere babies float by, just counting their toes…
Suggestion for Kydex sheath makers…
I recently took delivery on a sheath modification for a knife I’ve owned for a few years but never carried because the sheath drove me crazy. I wanted it to be more like the Kydex sheath on my everyday knife, … Continue reading
A hefty dose of cute
The babies at nine days. So far no additions to the extended family, but any day now.
She really HATES haters!
Round Up Hate-Promoters Now, Before Any More Holocaust Museum Attacks It’s not enough to prosecute these murders as murders. They are hate-motivated crimes and each of these men had been under some sort of police surveillance prior to their actions. … Continue reading
Really? Ya Think?
Analysis: US must limit Afghan civilian deaths You might think this is a no-brainer from every conceivable moral and ethical angle. This is, of course, not the reason the military brass is considering the possibility of not slaughtering innocent people … Continue reading
So…what, you’ve only got three rounds in your pistol?
That leaves one for the dogs to gnaw on, which will make them happy and provide healthsome exercise! Woman narrowly survives harrowing encounter with … coyotes? Yer shittin’ me. Mary Burke, 47, was out walking her four Labrador retrievers at … Continue reading
New neighbors
The two stakeholders who are moving in arrived early yesterday afternoon after a long, slow but thankfully uneventful trip. There was food and other arrangements to work out, a big trailer to empty, a few tons of stuff to find … Continue reading
To. The. Moon. ALICE.
So we’ve got a little time on our hands. I got a call from one of the stakeholders, saying they wouldn’t be in until sometime mid-day tomorrow. There’s bread in the breadmaker, it unexpectedly rained like hell overnight, and I … Continue reading









































