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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
Rain, rain…
It has threatened rain for the past couple of afternoons, but nothing beyond drizzle ever really came of it. Today was another gray one, and I assumed the ‘threaten a downpour, deliver a sprinkle’ trend would continue so I went … Continue reading
Now that I no longer have to live there…
The Golden State of California offers me an ever-full cornucopia of entertainment. With other things going on here, I’d actually forgotten that Kali had scheduled yet another special election yesterday; something I’d have enjoyed watching. Kali’s proposition system excites and … Continue reading
TUAK is back in living color…
…thanks to a donor who shall remain nameless unless I get word different. A friend came up from the city where my mail drop is, and brought this very welcome care package. Once ol’ tech geek Joel figured out how … Continue reading
Seen in a local restaurant…
A friend and I came into town this morning. He wanted to get a tire fixed on his truck, and the fellow at the shop said it would be a little while so we walked down the street to get … Continue reading
Set tinfoil hats to Stun for this one…
From the ever-reliable Fox News [:-D], this heartwarming bit of technology to ruin your day: It could be the ultimate in political control — but it won’t be patented in Germany.German media outlets reported last week that a Saudi inventor’s … Continue reading
Aphorism Overheard…
…at TMM this morning… “While dying for a righteous cause is noble, not dying is also noble – and you don’t die.”
“I Am Change”
Yeah? Well, I’m not, Lady. So let’s just ignore one another until we go away.
Break out the rifles, Myrtle, there’s tax cheats about!
From the ever-perplexing AlterNet, this terrifying piece of shit: A Lot of Our Money Is Buried in the Cayman Islands — Let’s Get It Back The Cayman Islands are well known to those seeking sun, sand and sea–and for their … Continue reading
Our Lady of Snarky Goodness
I really should put together a blogroll of some sort. Keep meaning to, but it’s time-consuming and I’m lazy and you probably already have your favorites anyway. But here’s a recommendation for those who might not already be aware. Tamara … Continue reading
“Ghost, kick his ass!”
???Did I really say that??? Hell, I practically shouted it. Poor guys – Little Bear really is a good pup, he means no harm. But in the morning he’s all rested and ready, and looking for some fun. He wants … Continue reading
White House Czar Calls for End to ‘War on Drugs’
You cannot, no matter how you try, make this shit up. Remember when The Onion was funny? Now it can’t stay snarky enough to keep up with realitywhat passes for reality.Here we go: WASHINGTON — The Obama administration’s new drug … Continue reading
:-D Nancy Pelosi, May you live a thousand years!
This sort of comic relief is almost worth what you cost us. Almost. Not, you know … quite. What did she know? When did she know it? Was she briefed? Was she informed that a briefing existed somewhere (but of … Continue reading
Ode to Little Bear
Yes, I’m in love. I used to write poems to women, but my woman days are behind me. So I guess I’ll write poems to puppies. I exaggerate just a tad, but he is growing at a frightening pace. I … Continue reading
“Medical Tourism” – to CUBA??
Courtesy of C.M., this enlightening tidbit… Sheesh! I knew Canadians who can afford it sometimes come to America for medical care – that didn’t shock me. Americans used to brag about their medical system being the best in the world, … Continue reading
When Nannies Collide…
MADDman Charles Hurley has been dumped from consideration as head of NHTSA. No, not for any of the right reasons. It turns out environmentalists hate him. I could research the reasons why, but I’m sure it would be too depressing. … Continue reading
Rebelfire!
Once upon a time, boys and girls, there was a book. You should read this book. You should have your kids read this book. You should mention me generously in your will for telling you about this book, or just … Continue reading
“The Stars are Aligned…”
May 13 (Bloomberg) — President Barack Obama said “the stars are aligned” for Congress to pass legislation to revamp the U.S. health-care system this year, which he said will help revive the economy and get budget deficits under control. [MORE] … Continue reading
How Braveheart Should Have Ended…
Okay, I admit it: I’m the only freedomista I know who doesn’t enjoy watching Braveheart. Maybe there are lots of us, hiding in closets all over this great land of ours. Maybe not, I don’t know. I’m an individual and … Continue reading
At last, a few pix…
As of Saturday morning, at S&L’s house and using their camera. He’s growing at a frightening rate, like something out of a ’50’s B-movie. I may have to re-name him Clifford. Naturally as soon as I tried to snap pictures … Continue reading
You Find Out Who Your Friends Are…
…When you’ve got your head stuck in the fuel filler tube of a ’47 Jeep. I was going to title this something like “Communication and Community”, but then I decided that this ain’t no essay we’re doing here: This is … Continue reading









































