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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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I think the main reason I found this funny…
… is that we actually have evenings like this. Mostly without the property damage, but…
See, this is why hiring contractors is good.
I may have given you the impression that, when it comes to building projects, I’m not exactly Bob Villa. This impression is true. I frequently find myself doing things when, truth be told, I don’t know what the hell I’m … Continue reading
Dog Boy to the Rescue!
An insanely beautiful day. I’ve got work half-done all over the place and really should be at it while the sun shines, but this morning’s walky got a little crazy. Down to the wash, turned right instead of left and … Continue reading
Our Moment of Hubris…
Okay, see, so the previous post got me to thinking about poetry. And from there, I got to thinking about my poetry. I don’t write much poetry but every now and then the muse taps me on the shoulder, normally … Continue reading
Our Moment of Culture…
I get weird songs and poems stuck in my head. I don’t know why. Maybe I’m the only one who does. Anyway, I’m taking the bread out of the maker and grabbing a bite to eat, and sit down to … Continue reading
Summer seems to have arrived!
I don’t know what the actual temperature is, because an outside thermometer remains on the “really must remember to buy one of these” list. But it’s got to be pushing eighty today. High, wispy clouds, hardly any wind at all…geez, … Continue reading
Hell no, I won’t go.
Last weekend at our get-together someone raised a round-the-table discussion about other places a freedomista might consider going, where he or she could live more free than in America. This is a question that always flummoxes gunnies, because if we … Continue reading
Lo, Oh America!
The Market your god is one Market, and Ayn Rand is its prophet! Or…something. Courtesy of CM, this… Sales of Ayn Rand’s “Atlas Shrugged” have almost tripled over the first seven weeks of this year compared with sales for the … Continue reading
Is this guy a “coward,” Eric?
Because though race isn’t my bugaboo and maybe someone else could poke holes in his logic, he seems to make sense to me.
Words shouldn’t be abused like this.
I am a writer, and I love words. A sculptor loves shape, a painter loves color, a composer loves sound. These things are the most basic components of the art. Words are mine. I love words. That’s why I hate … Continue reading
And I missed the picture!
Came back from the build site, did a few things here and there, and went into the lair to get something; I forget what, since the shock of the scene put whatever I’d had in mind clean out of my … Continue reading
Spent the morning at the new Lair build site
Just hauling 2X12s down from the staging area to the trenches. Didn’t get anywhere near all of them down before running out of steam, but everything I need for the footer (except concrete, and that’s a bridge I’m going to … Continue reading
Oh, this guy’s gonna be a trip.
Our new buddy Eric Holder is giving us hope and change for keeping us safe in all the old familiar ways: “As President Obama indicated during the campaign, there are just a few gun-related changes that we would like to … Continue reading
Some days I shouldn’t operate motor vehicles.
Yeah. See, sometimes you really need to think things through. Otherwise…well, otherwise really bad things can happen. For instance: I had the notion that, since the Jeep’s little trailer could hold all the 2X12s I hadn’t already hauled to the … Continue reading
But first, the important stuff!
Yeah, before I could get any of the things I need to do today done, I had to take care of my boys’ bruised and battered psyches. This required a loverly walky. Fortunately for me, the weather here is just … Continue reading
I keep promising myself a new pair of boots…
…and I keep coming home without them. Before leaving The Place I made several stops and loaded up on stuff. Unfortunately only then did I check my account balance and found that I could no longer afford what I wanted, … Continue reading
How I Spent My Winter Vacation
Boy, what a night. The boys are spoiled and convinced that they just can’t live without their mom or dad or nanny, so I expected them to come unglued at the prospect of spending most of a weekend alone and … Continue reading
Back Home Again
Got in this evening, thankful to find everything okay on the property except that that the dogs’ heads have not finished exploding. Had me a time, some of which I can tell you about. Also got a cunning new gift … Continue reading
TUAK Going Dark
I’m going to be doing a thing for the next four or five days, which will keep me away from the scriptorium and my ‘pooter. So no speakie until Tuesday or Wednesday. The MZBs didn’t get me or anything, I’ve … Continue reading
How not to arrange for clean clothes
When I found myself without a convenient way to get to and from the town that’s about 12 miles away, there was one aspect both a blessing and a curse. The blessing was that I had an excuse to no … Continue reading









































