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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
“Nation of Cowards” – About Race?
From this MSNBC article… At a Department of Justice program this morning celebrating African American History Month, the nation’s first black attorney general — Eric Holder — said the United States is a “nation of cowards” when it comes to … Continue reading
Kill Your TV
I spent last evening as I spend nearly every evening before retiring, reading a book and communing with the dogs and cats. Click has become much saucier over the past couple of weeks, not spending all her time hiding in … Continue reading
I found this little video while surfing,
And it’s pretty good stuff. I don’t subscribe to some nice things the writer/narrator has to say about the first GW in comparison with Lincoln, but other than that I can find little to quibble with.
On a nasty day…
We sit inside the scriptorium and surf the web. I’ve been blocked so long it’s hard to remember sometimes that part of my original reason for coming out here was so I could write. I did write a novel, one … Continue reading
Had a little fight with the locals yesterday evening.
Between five-thirty and six, as things were settling down in the lair after Snacky Time, Ghost suddenly came out of his curl and shot for the door. This wasn’t a “woof, dammit, forgot to go bark at the coyotes” sort … Continue reading
Joel’s Secret Lair, Final Edition
I hear that you’re buildingYour little houseDeep in the desert…You’re living for nothing nowI hope you’re keepingSome kind of record…Leonard Cohen, Famous Blue Raincoat The shell of Joel’s Secret Lair was actually supposed to have been complete before winter, but … Continue reading
Yeah, sorry about that…
Sometimes, as CM said, even us hermity types get busy. Landlady was due this weekend, and Friday was basically just one of those days when nothing worth – or even seemingly worth – blogging occurred to me. So there’s a … Continue reading
In the dark hours
I wake long before the sky goes light on the other side of the ridge, as I always do. Fritz has been lying still, watching me. I can feel his eyes on me. Ghost also looks for a sign. They … Continue reading
Guilt Trippin’
Some days are just made for cocooning indoors. I’m sorry if that makes me a wuss, it just happens to be true. The temperature never got above freezing, or not enough to matter. The wind isn’t howling and hurling things … Continue reading
Brrr!
The weather forecast has been unusually accurate for the past couple of weeks, but yesterday it let me down just a bit. It called for rain all day, but the morning was sunny and still if quite a bit colder … Continue reading
Note to Future Generator Users…
When you buy a new gasoline-powered generator, you’ll notice it is covered with all sorts of blood-curdling messages about how you must never run one indoors, or carbon monoxide will kill you in mere milliseconds and your kids will all … Continue reading
Propane guy came today…
…and I wondered why my landlady had scheduled him and not told me, but it turned out he just decided to come by. We’re installing a furnace and water heater in the barn, and one of those big propane tanks … Continue reading
Whoa! Here’s something I don’t see every day!
Big cats are rare, but they happen. I don’t even see tracks very often, and I’ve only seen a lion once. Bobcats, yes. But I don’t think this is a bobcat.
Another Morning, Another Walkie Time…
On the tamer walks, Butch likes to tag along. It’s about the only time he gets along with the boys, and even that only within limits. I…am Mighty Cat! And into the wash we go, for there are so many … Continue reading
This is how you do a chore…
…when you don’t have to worry about building inspectors. 🙂 When I hauled Serenity away, (it was sitting about where the wheelbarrow is in the first pic) a small problem arose. The area available for driveway was now substantially wider, … Continue reading
When a friend asks a favor, you do it.
Five gallons of dirt, shoveled into a bucket from a particular pile and then tamped down hard with a length of 4X4, weighs just about exactly 75 pounds. Just so you know. I could tell you why I needed to … Continue reading
Do you ever get weird songs stuck in your head?
I woke up this morning humming a song I’m sure I haven’t even thought of in decades. All day long it wouldn’t go away. But I couldn’t remember the !@#$! words! Thanks to YouTube and thousands of people with way … Continue reading
The new generator finally arrived…
I feel ripped off, and I didn’t even pay for it. Engine by Cummins, genset by Onan. That was the advertisement. Reality – not so much. The landlady is going to be pissed. A trip to town is a big … Continue reading
Hope and Change, Conclusion
Continued from here. Begins here. I’m an extreme case; I’m a beardo who lives alone in the desert. Nobody cares what I do. I was able to do this because I’m old enough that those who legitimately depended on me … Continue reading
Hope and Change, Pt. 5
Continued from here. Begins here. It’s all about power. But authority without the means to enforce your wishes isn’t really power at all. So in the end, it’s really all about money. And money, as we all know, has been … Continue reading









































