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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
Cats in the Boonies
On the ridge where we live, there are currently three dogs and two cats. I’ve written extensively about the dogs and have hardly said a thing about the cats. I suppose this is probably because the cats have their own … Continue reading
Strays and Ferals
You want to piss me off righteous and proper? Let me catch you dumping a dog. Considering how much I talk about the boys, you’d be justified in assuming that I’m a “dog person.” Not so much, really – I … Continue reading
New Generator!
Well, it’s official. After a couple of days of emails flashing back and forth, my landlady has ordered a new generator for her hacienda in the hills. It’s a bit embarrassing for a fellow who used to fix these things … Continue reading
What is a barrel shroud, and why should it be banned?
Here to explain the vital nature of this legislation is some self-important broad… 🙂 Yeah, I mostly just wanted to see if I could embed a video. But it’s still highlarious.
Assault on the North Face
Here and there in the more rugged parts of the desert, there are dark, deep places where water gathers and stays long after everything else has dried up. There is precipitation here, after all; snow in the winter and monsoon … Continue reading
Meditation on a Free Market
“There’s no ban or edict that any government can stuff down its subjects throats that some people will not resent and defy.” J.D. Tuccille I’ve been thinking a lot lately about the “underground economy,” “black market,” “parallel economy,” or whatever … Continue reading
Of Star Trek Sets and Roller Coasters
This morning broke gorgeous. I mean, Oscar the Grouch couldn’t be unhappy with a day like this. No way I was going to spend this day stuck in the lair, where I’ve mostly cocooned since mid-December. So the boys and … Continue reading
Generator’s RPM Woes
I’m going to go through this, really just in the hopes that someone knows how I can handle it better. I held the back-up back-up generator in reserve even though it’s newer and has an electric starter, because it has … Continue reading
Walkin’ Through a Winter Wonderland…
The morning broke cold but almost clear. Overnight we got maybe a half-inch of new snow, but the cloud cover had broken and when the sun cleared the hills it shined on a dazzling white carpet instead of the gray … Continue reading
Purchase of guns and ammo wasted effort?
In a comment this morning to yesterday’s “Buy, buy, buy”, The Last Cause asked, “I wonder if all of the effort to purchase ammunition for firearms that will never be used is just misplaced effort.” Some of it will prove … Continue reading
“American Recovery and Reinvestment Plan”
Yeah, yeah, I’m in a political mood today. And when I’m in a mood to get really pissed off, I watch things like this – the latest “fireside chat” from the “Office of the President-Elect,” whatever the hell that is. … Continue reading
Snowed In
Very heavy overcast and a little snow yesterday. We got a luverly bunch of snow overnight, so of course I lost electricity. It doesn’t look like there’s going to be any sun today. I just got in from sweeping off … Continue reading
“Buy, buy buy”…?
From Michael Gaddy’s current article on LRC: While we stumble along economically with bailouts, buyouts, and poor sales in almost all sectors, two products in America are seeing dramatic increases in sales: guns and ammo. People who never owned a … Continue reading
Yeah, it’s snowing again.
Not even the boys want to go outside today. Maybe the Buddha will grace me with wise things to say later. Probably not. So in lieu of today’s meaningful post…Funny Pictures!
“An Angry Mob!”
If you wish a serene and peaceful life, as I passionately do, never disappoint an entire pack of large dogs. The morning ticked away, and I remained indoors. It was blustery; a high cloud cover promised it was going to … Continue reading
The Gun Rights Examiner
At the bottom of the sidebar I’ve added a link to the Gun Rights Examiner, a now nationally-syndicated daily column written by David Codrea. I mentioned it once before. Give him a click, if only to get his hit count … Continue reading
What’s around the corner?
You’d think that since I’ve been here for over two years, I’d know every inch of my own front yard. If I turn my head slightly to the left from where I’m sitting right now, I can see a few … Continue reading
Just Another Day
I waffled for a few months, when I first thought of starting a ‘desert hermit’ blog. The problem I anticipated was that, most days, nothing much actually goes on so what the hell would I write about? I hate it … Continue reading
Hip Displaxia and Common Remedies
Magnus, as I know I’ve said, is getting to be an old dog. He recently passed his tenth birthday (we had cake) and while that doesn’t seem all that old the unfortunate truth is that big Labs don’t always last … Continue reading
Final Thought…
Just one last thought on the theme of the last post, and then I’m putting this puppy to bed for 2008. A song from my youth, which just came up on my ‘pooter’s playlist while I was washing dishes… I … Continue reading









































