Author Archives: Joel

I’m sitting here being lazy and waiting for things to warm up a bit before I put it in gear, killing time by watching a video on my phone. D&L told me on Monday that they might go to town … Continue reading →

And they’ve been having a party. Saw tracks in the yard – Torso Boy smelled them first, which added spice to his regular morning ‘let’s go have a shit’ walky. Then I took a nice hour’s walk through the boonie, … Continue reading →

Thought I’d give Torso Boy a little break from his boiled chicken & rice this morning, since I spaced on cooking more rice yesterday and what was left in the container was a little funky and we’re trying to solve … Continue reading →

I want to see how long it takes before somebody starts warning of a global rock shortage.

Good luck with that… I LOLed and stole it from somewhere on the tubes…

Out on my walky this morning I saw something welcome… Lots of very fresh mule deer tracks. Things have been very sparse around the Gulch lately; I’m not even flushing many rabbits and the coyotes are shitting juniper berries. But … Continue reading →

This is Serenity, the old trailer that’s been my reloading shack for all this decade. I used to spend a lot of time there because I used to shoot my pistol a lot more than I do now. I wrecked … Continue reading →

I just got back from helping D&L unload a full pallet of wood pellets into their garage… …and as always it makes me question the value of wood pellets as heating fuel. I get that pellets can let a stove … Continue reading →

Yes, Uncle Murphy visited D&L’s house this morning. D&L have a big (YUGE) house with a big electrical system and an even bigger appetite for electricity. One gloomy day, and their batteries were done. No problem: That’s why they also … Continue reading →

In an intellectual sort of way I know that Blackberry has been around since (around) the last century. I’ve always associated it with self-important middle managers in cufflinks and suspenders, strutting around the cubicle farm talking into the air so … Continue reading →

D&L said Monday they were going Wednesday to the biggish town about 35 miles away. They also said it was supposed to be thunderstorms all morning. I tagged along for the Safeway. They were right about the rain.

Oh for god’s sake where’s the “unsubscribe” key?

Sorry, there’s really nothing going on right now. Take care of chickens, tend batteries, bake bread, go for long walks. Nothing you haven’t seen a hundred times before. As I’ve said many times before, I used to fill in the … Continue reading →

Any Leghorn hen who happens to be sitting on eggs will object if I reach under her to take them. Some just run away and squawk, and some will peck as hard as they can. But they can’t peck hard … Continue reading →

I did in fact LOL.

I got the driver door inside latch handle fixed back in July but the guy couldn’t really get it working right because the hinges are bent and the upper one is cracked to where straightening it might just break it. … Continue reading →

Fired up the ‘pooter this morning for basically the first time in two days, to find an email from longtime reader Mutti with a link… A SWAT team destroyed a Greenwood Village family’s home. Now, a federal appeals court says … Continue reading →

Typed while wearing my heaviest coat… Didn’t quite hit single digits at the temp sensor hanging from the porch’s roof. Didn’t miss it by much. If the forecast is correct, and it’s been spot on so far, today should end … Continue reading →

Sheesh… There’s nothing unusual about nighttime temps in the high teens – but not this early in the season. And tonight’s supposed to do something extraordinary… Single digits in October! This is good, it’ll test my new plumbing insulation while … Continue reading →

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