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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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I spent all yesterday wishing I’d dressed warmer…
…and then today, having dressed warmer, I’m gonna have to lose layers halfway through the morning. It’s just that time of year. Shivery cold in the morning, wish-you-hadn’t-put-on-long-undies in the afternoon. Sorry about the lack of content, it’s the result … Continue reading
Peaceful, non violent times are ahead for Mexico!
Mexican government hires Beto to confiscate all the drug cartel guns In a statement, President Andrés Manuel López Obrador has announced that the Mexican government has hired Robert “Beto” O’Rourke to confiscate all the cartels’ guns. “We are pleased to … Continue reading
Smoky afternoon – and a care package
It’s been going on all weekend but is much more noticeable this afternoon… It’s from a controlled burn many miles from here and it happens quite often in summer – though considering how windy it’s been today I’m kind of … Continue reading
Pancreatitis
I’m impressed. “Blood work” used to mean “We’ll draw blood and send it off for analysis, and should get the results no more than 3 weeks after the dog dies.” Instead the vet was able to analyze the blood right … Continue reading
Expensive Boy at the vet…
Turns out there was a shot at getting him to town today if we hurried, and since Neighbor L was willing we jumped in her truck and did it. There’s nothing obviously wrong with him, of course, so he’s getting … Continue reading
This is the third day Torso Boy has been sick.
…and if his squirts keep up over the weekend, I’m plotting a way to get him to a vet. I wasn’t particularly worried at first – dogs get the squirts and then they get over it and life goes on. … Continue reading
Sigh. It’s that time of year.
Temp got down to the high twenties overnight, not as cold as forecast but cold enough. First fire of the season. Grumble.
This is bizarre…
Correct me if I’m wrong but Mark Zuckerberg is on the “progressive” side. Isn’t he? Yet here some congressvermin I’d have thought would be interested in protecting him, decide to see what he tastes like with ketchup. If he was … Continue reading
Top o’the world, Ma…
Torso Boy and I scratched an itch this morning and took a long Jeep ride to some places I haven’t wasted gasoline on in years, including up to the top of the West Mesa. Not far from the Lair, but … Continue reading
Ah, 20th century decadence…
I love this thing, though I feel a bit of a guilty pang burning propane so early in the season… Seven degrees warmer in the bedroom than this time yesterday. It’ll warm right up once the sun gets a little … Continue reading
It’s time, Rocky…
I changed the batteries in the thermostat, opened all the propane valves… …and very reluctantly lit the bedroom heater for the first time since April. It was kinda cold inside this morning and it’s supposed to do that all this … Continue reading
Taurus .44 Magnum Tracker Long-Term Review: A Tale of Three Pistols
So you want to know what two desert hermits do when they get together for an afternoon? Really? Well, I’ll tell you… They compare pistols. I’ve been carrying my Taurus Tracker for four years less one month. And by carrying, … Continue reading
Okay, here’s a good one…
Stolen from Codrea, concerning that ABC fake video… Beto can rest easy in the knowledge that he’s not planning to personally come get your guns. I suppose.
20 bales with D&L
Got a text from D&L first thing this morning asking if I could hold myself ready to help with hay if the local feed store had any. I said sure, even if I’d had other plans I’d have changed them … Continue reading
Survive the coming Bearocalypse!
I spend more evening time with Youtube videos than is probably good for me, ever since I acquired this Magic Elf Box two years ago. And in that time I have developed an internal list of favorite channels, not-so-favorite channels, … Continue reading
And then this morning I did something UNserious…
But inevitable, at least eventually. You know I had to see if I could really ride the bike the full round-trip to town, right? I’ve said it’s a 20-mile round trip from the Lair’s driveway to the county road, and … Continue reading
Somebody’s getting ready for something serious…
That, friends and neighbors, is two pallet-loads of cement blocks. Which will serve merely as the framework for the paving-stone walkway/stairway to Landlady’s new deck. It’s Thursday, and my back still hurts from all the deck and porch flooring I … Continue reading
Oh, that took longer than expected…
…and my back hasn’t forgiven me for the way I spent the weekend, and it’s really singing to me now… But the porch floor is done! It’s been half-done and not-quite-right since May. Lots of cleanup to do, when all … Continue reading
Somebody on this congressvermin’s staff is getting soooo fired…
Got a heads-up on this from Big Brother. Followed up, and… Republican wishes ‘Happy Birthday to the US Navy’ — with a picture of a Russian battlecruiser Sunday morning, Rep. Brian Mast (R-FL) tweeted a celebratory message to the U.S. … Continue reading
Oh, this is precious…
Via Alert Reader Kentucky, I got this link… ABC News Busted for Using Knob Creek Footage in Report on Turkey’s Military Attacking Kurd Civilians …which includes some fairly horrific footage of the Turkish invasion of Syria (CliffsNotes version: Trump did … Continue reading









































