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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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I’ll bet they’re a lot easier to herd that way! Can you imagine the amount of chicken poop when you unwrap them, however???
Chicken lives matter, too!
Story – We were battering-down-the-hatches as it looked like we were going to be blown away from a tornado. In typical Kansas style; the kids in the crawl space, parents on the porch. My youngest sister started crying about our pets. Dad opened the back door, hollered for the dogs, they came in. It’s a gale outside and she still crying about the chickens. Dad goes out and gets the chickens.
Was chuckling, the chickens tend to self-evacuate at the drop of a hat, wrapped or unwrapped.
Got some video from close family friend in Ft. Lauderdale (house on the river), surge from the river leading to intracostal is washing about 4″ of water on his rear deck, normally the water is about 2 ft below the deckl. House floor (cement) is about 5 inches above deck so he is OK for now, lots of fallen trees and branches.
I’ll see your Ron White and raise you Steve McGrew:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUyqqef5Ug
pretty funny right there