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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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I love that head-tilt move that some dogs use.
Sigh. Some of us can’t do videos. Trying to get Torso Boy to shake paws, er, hands?
No, it’s a border collie puppy. TB’s a lost cause when it comes to learning tricks.
Joel: Ah. Thank you. I should clarify: I can still see- I just can’t play some videos.
TB isn’t totally beyond learning- he has learned that he needs to use the tree that is most inconvenient for you.
That is very interesting; the dog understands that the human wants him (or her) to do something but the dog could not figure out what, due to lack of training/experience/etc. so he does something that fits into the current logic structure of his doggy brain. It wasn’t what the human wanted but it was the best the dog could do under the circumstances and it appears the dog knew that.
Pretty impressive.