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About Joel

You shouldn't ask these questions of a paranoid recluse, you know.

It’s not just New England fields that grow rocks…

Another beautiful day is promised, and I was out in it early to pull the weeds currently trying to take over my yard. Having filled the wheelbarrow with them, I started picking up some of the more ankle-turning and leg-breaking … Continue reading

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Every time I poke my head out I wonder…

…why do presidential candidates hate me so much? As far as I’ve been able to tell, if you discount the old white guys the current favorite for the driver’ seat in the Democrats’ clown car is somebody named Kamala Harris. … Continue reading

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This place makes me a little sad.

On my morning walkie I came to the hill overlooking what some people used to call the Claire Cabins… …not because Claire had anything to do with them. Actually I’m not sure why they called them that. Maybe Claire just … Continue reading

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See, this is why I left California…

…there’s always a fee. er…fine. Tax, maybe.

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Canned meat review: Keystone turkey and ground beef

These have been up in the pantry for quite a while, because they’re special and I sort of saved them for a treat. But I happened to notice last week that some packaged food Big Brother sent me a long … Continue reading

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It always turns out you don’t want to stand too close.

What is it with militias and whackos? Full disclosure: For several-going-on-many years I was provisionally in favor of the militia movement. I suppose I still am, in a theoretical principle kind of way. I kept going in and out of … Continue reading

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Here comes that T-storm I was promised…

The desert does enjoy its drama. I may or may not be making an afternoon chicken run today.

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Whew! Warmer than expected.

Just got back from my morning walkie. I was promised cool weather and thunderstorms for today. The forecast still says afternoon t-storms, but right now it’s looking like sunny and warm. Had a lovely walkie but I’m trying to take … Continue reading

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In case you were wondering why Uncle Joel is a hermit in the desert…

NOTICE – NSFW 😀 Y’all stay safe out there. I’m barring the doors to be on the safe side: Far too many bunnies around here, now that I think about it.

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It only takes two to make a battle, I guess.

It’s only late mid-April, there aren’t many hummingbirds about, and it makes absolutely no sense for two birds to fight over a 4-station feeder. But they’re hummingbirds: They make chickens look like Greek philosophers. There’s probably a good reason for … Continue reading

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Coyotes and badgers, living together! Mass hysteria!

I patted myself on the back too quickly. Went out to mark the wash end of the driveway this morning and found fresh coyote tracks. Checked the game camera, and… That’s something I never expected to see. I’ve have expected … Continue reading

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…and wasting propane is a sin.

I was going to let this last bottle go empty, just so I could neatly refill it. But that offends my sense of frugality. I’ve left the thermostat off but the furnace pilot on for a couple of weeks now, … Continue reading

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No more animal sign in the driveway…

These are the only strange animals in evidence lately… I’m still working on marking the other approaches to the Lair, to let the coyotes know I disapprove of their latest encroachments. It sounds stupid, but really seems to work. It … Continue reading

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Sunday guest post

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Random Gulchy Moments

Baking day, which means I finally get to try out that new sifter. Never used one in all my life, but it seemed the logical way to sort out that old lumped-up flour… And it works just fine! Problem solved. … Continue reading

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Gotta climb that hill first thing in the morning if I want that picture…

Every time I climb the ridge on the far side of the wash I get a lovely view of the Lair – and it always takes a terrible picture… Because I always forget that the only time the sun hits … Continue reading

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I’m just not a hunter, I guess…

I’ve been feeling a little bad about myself for the past couple of days because I did something no hunter would have thought twice about: I killed an animal that wasn’t doing me any harm and that I didn’t plan … Continue reading

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Top. Men.

Though in this case it’s women. I don’t know if this is the worst headline ever written, but I believe it may be the worst I’ve ever personally read. Tourist mecca Notre Dame also revered as place of worship Really? … Continue reading

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What the fork?

Most beautiful day so far this year – seventy in the shade before nine, barely a cloud in the sky. My morning walkie is becoming a tradition, but this time I did it in a t-shirt and lugging water. One … Continue reading

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