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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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“A lot of them … aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer.”
TSA’s security theater is back in the news! Hurrah! Price for TSA’s failed body scanners: $160 million The cost breakdown, which the TSA recently turned over to some members of Congress, provides the latest look at the agency’s investment in … Continue reading
Music to brood in the dark by
In 1964 there was a song incessantly on the radio, and I didn’t know much about the world but lemme tell you this song was creepy even by the standards of a poorly-socialized 10-year-old boy.
Some days I still spend too much thought on politics.
I was just ever-so-wisely saying to Landlady that freedomista nirvana is the place where you’re more focused on what you’re for than on what you’re against. Where you spend more time living free than hating on the people who devote … Continue reading
Wow. How not to handle a crisis
If the U.S. Presidency has devolved into an eight-year exercise in domestic and international crisis management, then maybe we should be paying more attention to Hillary as a cautionary example… I was just amusing myself looking at some NY Post … Continue reading
Ah, look at the resolution on that…
My older brother sent me a replacement display for my inside voltage monitor, which is a good thing because when it came back to life it lasted less than a day. So that’s working well again. Makes me sad at … Continue reading
Introducing the new Official TUAK Camera…
TUAK has gone through a shocking number of Official Cameras, I’m afraid. The problem is that mechanical zoom, which cannot live with the dust. And no matter how hermetically you seal it away between uses, the dust always wins eventually. … Continue reading
Riiiight. I’ll get back to you.
A thing actually found in my spam ghetto… Hack and take money directly from any ATM Machine Vault with the use of ATM Programmed Card which runs in automatic mode. email (redacted) or call (redacted) for how to get it … Continue reading
Yeah, I’m a redneck. So?
Compared to some of the food palaces I saw in Socal, the Safeway in the big town about 50 miles away is nothing special. Compared to the little market in the pathetic town nearest where I live, it’s a wondrous … Continue reading
Not that I’m really being offered a choice, but…
The choice would be between two unpleasant alternatives. Last week I complained about the lack of cooling storms. That very afternoon the storm returned, lightning struck the Lair and let all the smoke out of my beautiful free big inverter. … Continue reading
In fairness, I’ve had days at Wal-Mart where I considered doing this…
But I at least had the decency to bring my own knife. Here’s the setup. These two Muslim ‘asylum-seekers,’ whatever that is but let it go, are shopping at the big Ikea store in Stockholm – which must be absolutely … Continue reading
Madam, I’m afraid your dog has a shaving fetish.
Swiped from Wendy McElroy, just because I thought it was funny.
Huh. There’s something you don’t see every day, Chauncey…
Spontaneous regeneration of an electronic component. For the last week I’ve been getting my morning and evening voltage reading by poking the back of the display with a multimeter. Last night when I did it, I noticed a strange blue … Continue reading
Where one is one and two is dumb…
Happened to be in a Home Depot this afternoon, in the big town about 50 miles away. For obvious reasons I’m not exactly on the cutting edge of societal trends, but even I have noticed that the big box store … Continue reading
Going to visit Wally
This chaps my ass, to be truthful. I have no reason to want to go to the big town about 50 miles away, where I will piss away my whole day in the back seat of a pickup while my … Continue reading
Me so frugal
It’s not much, but it’s home. And my work hours are highly dependent on the weather and the season. Winters, you won’t see me at all much before ten. Dry summer, I like to work in the morning and evening, … Continue reading
So, can the TrackingPoint rifle be hacked, really? Yes, and…meh.
The latest from the fun folks at InRange. Conclusion: Can you hack the TrackingPoint system. Yes. Sort of. Under peculiar circumstances. You can hit it with a big hammer, too, which would be simpler. Also, see a severely sleep-deprived Karl … Continue reading
In light of recent events, I should probably stock some of this stuff…
Me so useful
I’ve talked many times about how neighbors have come to my rescue, in ways large and small. Makes me feel good when I can be of a little use myself. Neighbor D is getting ready to put the last coat … Continue reading
Which is Govspeak for “more like 30 million gallons”…
Oh, what a shock. So you heard about that EPA ‘cleanup’ team that cleaned out ‘a million gallons’ of toxic waste from an old mine by dumping it into this river in Colorado, turning it the color of Donald Trump’s … Continue reading
On the parasitic losses in power inverters…
My older brother sent me an email with a thought I hadn’t considered… In the alternative energy world, it’s important to “right size” every part of your system. I think you are going to find that your new little inverter … Continue reading









































