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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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This sort of thing makes me crazy.
Carl Bussjaeger has been keeping an eye on the developing case of Daniel Harless, the other Hero of Canton. For those who don’t follow Stupid Cop Tricks, Harless is a Canton, Ohio police officer who has a private little policy … Continue reading
QoD: “If you wrote this in a story nobody’d buy it” Edition
[T]he Government has employees who were willing to suit up with guns and bullet proof vests to raid a guitar factory in Tennessee. Go ahead…name something they wouldn’t do. – The Adaptive Curmudgeon
I’m going to town.
I’d love to bring you true enlightenment, but all I can do is maybe brighten your day a bit. Remember the TV commercials of the late sixties, offering all those brilliant solutions to all those nonexistent problems? Actors seemed not … Continue reading
Grumble.
I was in such a good mood. Had a really productive day planned. Got some of it done, but it was in the face of impediments. First! Go cut wood, play with chainsaw. That went reasonably well at first. There’s … Continue reading
Winter Security Plan…
Freshly serviced chainsaw. Three sharp chains. New can fulla stabilized mix gas. Lots of mix oil, lots of bar oil. Priceless. Speaking of which, in addition to keeping me warm this winter the little girl’s gonna make me a little … Continue reading
Ending Fast and Furious might make a dent…
If you’re ever in the offices of the Washington Post, stay away from the water cooler. Spiked with Koolaid, apparently… The real scandal here is America’s refusal to curb the flow of gun traffic from the United States to murderous … Continue reading
An Excellent Retirement Plan
Click’s been cultivating her personal monster for over two years now. She don’t have to worry about the freelance monsters in her old age.
Oh look, Alejandro! Our baby’s started his own little revolution!
It’s so cute and tiny! Phoenix-based Nuestros Reconquistos claims that there will be a war very similar to the Civil War fought in the next five years. “La Raza and MEChA have already talked to Latinos and Phoenix and explained … Continue reading
On Grossman, S.L.A. Marshall, and Sheep (Ratio of Fire)
Tam brought up the work of S.L.A. Marshall, on which many of David Grossman’s claims (principally that most people are physiologically and psychologically incapable of harming other people up-close-and-personal) are based. Marshall is famous for his widely-accepted assertion that only … Continue reading
You’ve earned a time-out, Kenny. Go to the rubber room.
Kenneth Melson is out at ATF. Fired? Oh, hell no! He hasn’t sung about his DOJ masters’ role in Gunwalker – at least not publicly – and they’d probably rather he didn’t. He was the designated scapegoat from day one, … Continue reading
More Frickin’ Sheepdogs
Sheep dogs are someone’s property and they help control other property. It sounds like a liberal’s fantasy of society. You know, the flock carefully tended and controlled with the sheep dog doing the master’s bidding. Yeah, over at SnarkyBytes there’s … Continue reading
Operation Fast and Fretless
You know your scandal has arrived when Iowahawk starts lampooning it. Responding to a Freedom of Information Act request, Justice Department officials admitted that the guitars were part of a complicated sting program known as “Operation Fast and Fretless,” ostensibly … Continue reading
Somebody let Ian near a Lewis gun.
Video at Forgotten Weapons. Sound quality on this one leaves something to be desired, especially at the beginning. But what the hell? How often do you get to play with a Lewis gun?
QoD: “A Good Crisis Gone to Waste” Edition
He looked crestfallen and fell briefly silent when a weatherwoman told him that the rain was not going to get any worse. “Wow, because this isn’t so bad,” he said. “It’s an annoying rain but it isn’t even a sideways … Continue reading
Now THIS is how to play with a ball.
I need to have a word with Little Bear. Boy’s letting me down.
I’m gonna hire him out for building demolition.
There’s something living under the Big Doghouse in Gitmo. The doghouse is in grave danger – possibly the whole power shed. I don’t know what it is, but Little Bear wants it bad. He wavers like a spiritual seeker between … Continue reading
Hm. Must be Article 2, Section 5…
“He shall, as the occasion requires, personally Man the National Response Coordination Center to Protect the Citizenry from Hurricayns…” This has nothing to do with the crap Bush had to take over his failure to protect N’Orleens from Katrina. Nothing … Continue reading
On Painting Stuff Green
I have a new project. Yeah, like I need another project, but this one’s pretty simple. I’m gonna paint all my AK magazines green. The reason for this is two-fold: First, a couple of my magazines rusted in the pouch … Continue reading
On Bullets and Belly Laughs
Some time ago, a (strongly!) conservative reader posted a comment that’s still back there somewhere. He commented not on any particular post, but to criticize the whole premise of the blog. How could I say the answer isn’t bullets? Did … Continue reading
No thank you, Mr. Nagin. I think people will be happier if they work it out on their own.
Hurricane Irene advice offered by former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin I did not make that up. H/T to Unc.









































