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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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“Wow!”
That would be moderately cold for 2:30am in April. At 2:30pm I think it might be a personal record. And the snow is really starting to come down and stick. The weather’s been miserable all week but this is the … Continue reading
The Great Winter Storm of Spring 2025, and random gulchy stuff
So precisely on the first of April the weather went all to hell. Days of gale wind, temps that never got out of the thirties, followed by a couple of dustings of snow. Quite seasonal for early April, really – … Continue reading
… you might be a boring person…
I overslept this morning, finally waking at 6:15 from a vivid dream about folding laundry.
…and so that’s why nobody hires me to build bridges.
My poor engineering strikes again… My new dueling tree started misbehaving. The top target worked okay but the bottom one kept stopping in the middle of its swing. Not super hard to understand why. The weight of the swinging targets … Continue reading
Went to the prosthetics shop this morning…
…and maybe it’s too early to say whether my problem is solved. Honestly with a new leg it’s always too early to say that. There’s “this just isn’t right at all” and then there’s “this is just new, I’ll get … Continue reading
Tobie goes hillbilly…
What can I say? He’s a scratcher. Tobie is working on destroying his second bed – it’s only one year old and he has already clawed holes in it. With the first one I let matters go until he annihilated … Continue reading
Happiness is…
A bedroom heater that goes “foop” on command first thing in the morning… Fresh hot bread in a chilly cabin… The first bike ride of the season… To go get a gift from a Friend of the Blog! My ammo … Continue reading
Smile! You’re on Candid Camera.
Tobie likes to bark at exciting things happening outside the Lair, which I normally encourage. For several days now he has found one particular spot in the Lair’s front yard very interesting, and I finally decided to see if whatever … Continue reading
Addendum: Okay, that did it. Thanks.
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This is profoundly wrong. Anybody know how to recalibrate an iPhone compass?
I needed a compass this morning and recalled that there was (supposedly) one on my smartphone. Opened the app, and it was more than 120o out of whack. If there’s a way to recalibrate it to reality, I’m not seeing … Continue reading
Random Gulchy Stuff…
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Giving the weather station a workout…
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Freezing rain, and warm bread…
So no surprise, I woke this morning to a little snow on top of a lot of frozen rain… And it took a while, since it stayed cold all day, for the ice to let go of my solar panels. … Continue reading
My big brave dog is afraid of rain now.
No thunder, mind you; not a bit. But around here rain usually comes with thunder and Tobie decided there was no need to wait for it before beginning his meltdown. So I put up with him panting and pacing for … Continue reading
Wheat berries!
Several years ago Landlady added a grain mill to the capabilities of Ian’s Cave. I used it to gradually grind up the wheat berries that had been sitting around for longer than I’ve lived here, to no purpose. Took a … Continue reading
And so that’s why people use reactive targets, I guess…
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Yup, March is a traitor.
Every damned year. After a couple of unpleasantly blustery but not especially cold days, March let winter back out of the box… Cold AND heavy overcast isn’t the usual combination, but yesterday had me running the Honda on the porch … Continue reading
It works! Hee hee ho ho ha ha, it works!
So the first Wednesday of the month is Senior Day at the Palace of Food, which Neighbor L and I hit most months. On the way back she graciously agreed to stop at the post office to see if the … Continue reading









































