…but have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Words to live by. Here’s the sad story of two idiots who forgot the first two instructions entirely, and can’t really be said to have had a firm grasp of the third.
Both suspects were arrested, including the driver of the car, ABDULLAH NASSIE ALRIFAHE, Defendant herein, who was found to have a suspended driver’s license.
In an inventory search of the car, officers found a loaded AK 47-type assault rifle, another rifle, several assault rifle magazines and large quantities of different ammunition (including shotgun shells), discharged shell casings and BB ammunition. Also found were several cell phones, computers and electronics equipment including drone parts. Bomb Squad personnel called to the scene noted that the variety of the ammunition and large quantity of BBs and electronic devices could be used for bomb-making.
Defendant was found not to have a valid permit to carry a pistol in public and to have been previously convicted of the same offense in December 2016.
Except for the guy’s name and prior conviction and the electronics stuff, that sounds – er, more or less exactly – like me and the Jeep on any given day. But the cops didn’t roust these two guys for the problematic contents of their car. That came later. They originally rousted them for being a couple of dicks.
Minneapolis police were flagged down by a citizen in the vicinity of the intersection of 44th and Humboldt Avenues North, Minneapolis, Hennepin County, Minnesota. The citizen, Witness herein, reported the following.
He had walked by a parked car with two men inside who threw food wrappers out the window. When he confronted the men, they at first ignored him; when he paused to get the car license number, the men got out of the car, called Witness a “nigger” and made gestures indicating one or both had a handgun.
Officers tried to calm the situation but the men continued to yell at Witness and resisted officers’ attempts to control the situation.
And it went downhill from there, with the inevitability of a dropped cannon ball. These two clowns were apparently so proud of being very bad men, they wanted the world to know. Didn’t work out well.
So if you’ve got something to hide, it might be a good idea to hide it. Don’t draw attention to yourself just because you think you’re cool. Fonzie is cool. You’re just a sinister jihadi innocently transporting a bunch of weapons and suspicious-looking junk. Act like it.
Hey! Maybe I should offer a training course in sneakiness? Then quietly bury anybody who shows up for it…