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Hanging on in quiet desperation is not just the English way.

But seriously, I remember when I thought maybe the road to a satisfied life was to find a career I could really lose myself in. Found one, too, only it turned out a brick in a wall was a model … Continue reading

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George Washington: Except for the slavery and the treason, what a guy!

I’ve never had actual eggnog in my life, it seems. And at my age, I might not walk away from the experience. One quart cream, one quart milk, one dozen tablespoons sugar, one pint brandy, 1/2 pint rye whiskey, 1/2 … Continue reading

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First thought: I want to find people willing to pay me $1/stick for firewood.

Second thought: But then I’d be surrounded by idiots. Third thought: But I actually bought a few of these, back in the foggy mists of time when I was alone in a company-paid apartment in Socal that had a fireplace. … Continue reading

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Ah, Cuba. Land of socialist enchantment.

I wish I’d thought of this. But it’s more funny as an accident. The Russian-made jeep ferrying Castro’s ashes broke down and needed to be pushed on Saturday en route to the late leader’s final resting place. The breakdown of … Continue reading

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How do Kindle files work?

Yeah, I know I vowed not to be sucked into the Kindle vortex. But just when I was craving some old-fashioned space opera, Amazon waved a week’s worth of E. E. Smith under my nose for 99 cents. C’mon, I’m … Continue reading

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Just reboot it from time to time and you’ll be fine.

You’ve got your computer problems and I’ve got mine, but the flight crews of Boeing 787 airliners apparently have us all beat. The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) is issuing a rule requiring urgent attention by operators of Boeing’s 787 Dreamliner … Continue reading

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Ever since the first time I found myself broke and hungry…

…an experience whose memory I do not cherish, a repeat of which I do not crave… I have devoted a lot of effort to making certain of two things: I know what is really necessary for the (at least reasonably) … Continue reading

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Pretty sure I killed the wrong rodent…

Stands to reason. I’ve probably been feeding a multitude with all those chicken pellets. But unless there’s something seriously wrong with its colon, that little deermouse hasn’t been leaving rat-size droppings in the feeder.

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Ol’ Seamstress Joel…

Spent the morning re-doing a keyboard gig I thought I’d finished. Went for one last pass before sending it to the customer, and found myself looking at a completely corrupted text document I couldn’t read at all. I don’t think … Continue reading

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Dammit! Missed.

I hate freezing in the dark. I’d much rather freeze in the light, which is why it has become a tradition for me to sleep as late as I can in winter, at least until the sky is light. But … Continue reading

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I guess it’s hunting season…

Things got off to an unusually busy start this cold December morning with a call from New Full-time Neighbor L*: “Mom and I were just going out to the car when four guys in a pickup drove right up to … Continue reading

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I think that’s, like, three-sided karma.

I’ve been taking my laundry to S&L’s on Mondays lately, weather permitting. Of course to operate a washing machine – and I would imagine especially a dryer – off-grid you need a lot of sun. So this week she said … Continue reading

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Oh please don’t unfriend me, Ms. Apologist for Terrorists

I wonder if that’s her indian name? Apologizes for Terrorists – has a ring to it, no? Like a bell made of lead. No word of compassion for all those innocent people he tried to murder. Y’know, back when my … Continue reading

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“There is no fundamental right to literacy.”

There is a state requirement that students attend school. Apparently there is no corresponding requirement that the school teach the students anything. Armed with only that information, already I knew we were talking about my home town of Detroit: Patron … Continue reading

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Yeah, that’s pretty bad…

Seriously, I’ve had it with “active shooter” scares that exist to set us up for another six weeks of because yesterday here we went again… Buckeye Alert: Active Shooter on campus. Run Hide Fight. Watts Hall. 19th and College. — … Continue reading

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Is “whilst” even a word in American English?

Why, when I was your age we said “while.” And we liked it that way. This has to do with a possible (recurring!) paying gig I’m rather anxious to land. Apparently people in the Commonwealth say whilst a lot. What’s … Continue reading

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Morning!

Glorious – if rather cold – morning. Yesterday was a complete mess. Sun never once came out, heavy overcast with lots of wind, snow started at dusk, lots more wind and a little snow overnight. But this morning is one … Continue reading

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The one big advantage of ground mount…

Winter has arrived at the Gulch. Cold, wind, and our first sprinkling of snow… This already-melting dusting wouldn’t be worth any action if it were on the panels on my roof. In fact it’s worse on the panels on my … Continue reading

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Adventures in completely missing the point

Various police-stroking organizations hope they’ll have better luck with Trump than they ever did with Obama. Unfortunately they probably will. Clutching to his breast that ol’ false dichotomy, Obama’s condemnation of police abuses far too often took the form of … Continue reading

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Okay, so among other things Summer 2016 will be remembered as that time…

…when rats discovered the delicious, delicious taste of extension cords. And the trouble with that is that Landlady’s continued water supply in winter requires a heat tape on the cistern’s outlet pipe. Which is about 35 feet from the nearest … Continue reading

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