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Hee. HeeheeheheHAHAHAHAHA…

Good news, everyone! Peak Derp has been achieved. Actually it was achieved several years ago, but I only now learned about it over at Uncle’s place. Yes, the Gripshot. For those times when mounting your secondary weapon on your primary … Continue reading

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Oh, you son of a mange-ridden dog…

Okay, here’s one of those “a new study shows” articles that shows nothing new at all… Study Finds Employers Are Hiring More Freelancers To Avoid Obamacare Obamacare was only imposed on us in 2010 and I haven’t had a “real” … Continue reading

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Internet titles that make no smallest bit of sense

11 Times Gaby Espino Totally Slayed Your Entire Life It’s the title. Who the $%^& is Gaby Espino, and how did she slay my life? I don’t care enough to actually click the link and find out. So please forgive … Continue reading

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You keep using that word.

In regard to a South Carolina reciprocity law… “Everybody wants the right to carry a gun and that’s dangerous in a free society,” [SC Rep Wendell] Gilliard said. “We should not allow that.”

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If you felt a goose walk across your grave this morning…

…maybe you were more attached to that old shirt than you thought you were when you threw it away. I’ve got half a dozen longsleeved t-shirts, picked up in one thrift store or another at one time or another. They’re … Continue reading

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Wait, wait, wait. Quit messing with my preconceived notions.

When Bloomberg says something uncharacteristically sensible, he’s either had a stroke-induced moment of clarity or he’s just being a hypocrite. Which would be perfectly consistent. “[I]n a macro sense, one of the most dangerous places on a college campus is … Continue reading

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Hm. It may be necessary to paint the AK black.

Or would that be coloral appropriation? h/t

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It’s official. The loonies are running the asylum.

Good luck out there. Me, I’m instituting a ‘shoot strangers on sight’ policy, using Ian’s stuff for plausible deniability. Believing in two genders is a ‘hate crime’ under police investigation at Catholic college Both the police and the [Loyola Marymount] … Continue reading

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Too much logic

h/t

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Sorry, baby. No tickee, no washee.

Uncle Joel is having a moral crisis. I was checking my chicken pellet usage yesterday and being appalled at the chunk my newbies have taken out of #150 in only two months. And I was thinking, ‘those pullets turn a … Continue reading

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There’s a phrase that covers this sort of thing…

…um…Oh yeah! Darwin Award! Realizing his home was being broken into, the homeowner yelled, “Don’t come in here, I have a gun!”. Boyd, with his face covered by a bandana, ignored the warning and eventually “physically forced himself in through … Continue reading

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Welcome home, Ghost, be it ever so humble…

Yesterday morning he disappeared to go hang with Landlady. Possibly having enjoyed as much of Dharma’s company as he cared to, he wandered over to S&L’s and spent the night there. As they were packing to leave ahead of the … Continue reading

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Wow. This guy’s karma really sucked.

I checked to see if this article was a parody, it’s that perfect. A serial rapist was killed by a runaway trailer while distracted by pornography on his cell phone in Tennessee – just half a mile from where he … Continue reading

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Spring weather is stupid weird. Weird and stupid.

Yesterday I went out to the county road to pick up Landlady, because given the forecast only an idiot would drive her little townie car to the wrong side of what’s likely to be miles of mud by tomorrow. I … Continue reading

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Meat Pies!

With the opportunity to make chicken pies arising suddenly out of the ruins of a bread bake gone bad, I had to plan on the fly. Since I’m also still learning this, results were bound to be…uneven. First one out … Continue reading

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Grumble. Pay more attention, Joel.

Never saw much more than a glimpse of the sun today, and the weekend is supposed to be pretty wet. So it looks like we’re back on an austerity budget with the juice. End of April, and I’m blessing myself … Continue reading

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The “Torture Test” video jumps the shark

I think the main lesson we should take from this is “Ian and Karl have a flamethrower now.”

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I’m a bad person. With bad cell reception.

Woke this morning playing out all the things that needed to get done. It’s been an awful week for weather, as I gather it is all up and down this longitude. I’ve been out in it rather more than I … Continue reading

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Yeah, but you know after November that won’t be funny anymore.

h/t Yeah, some day you guys will be sitting around the internment camps saying, “Hey, remember Joel? And that time they found that picture on his computer? Man! I didn’t know you could squash a person that flat.”

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Where old rope goes to die at Joel’s Gulch…

The chickens normally go in and out of their coop from a small high door, as is traditional to give them some protection from wind and cold. I made the ramp from a long piece of scrap, of course, but … Continue reading

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