Night Three of the Pack Rat War: Collateral Damage

In war council with Neighbor L, I was advised to run a length of pipe down a place where Bre’er Pack Rat is known to go, then set the trap in the pipe. “They can’t resist going through pipes.”

I don’t know if that’s really true, but due to my policy of never throwing anything away I do have some lengths of old rusty 6″ stovepipe. So, I laid my evil, inescapable trap.
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And when I went out to check it in the (still rather frosty) morning, I saw that the trap had been sprung.

Ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh! I have achieved victory over my enemy!

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And then I gazed upon the absolutely crushed body of a perfectly innocent field mouse, and was reminded that there’s more than one rodent in the desert.

Curses! Foiled again!

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3 Responses to Night Three of the Pack Rat War: Collateral Damage

  1. anonymous says:

    Yep, rats and other small vermin like hidden travel routes, you can lean a board against the foundation and place the trap inside their as well. Targeting a certain rat – call Uncle Sam and ask for a drone air strike on a target you will light up with a laser.

  2. bravokilo says:

    We have a lot of opossums here. I figured out a while back that killing one just made space for a new one, so now I use my large human brain to outwit them instead. So yeah, sure, I have lots o’ possums, and they have free run of the yard (on accounta they eat palmetto bugs), but no access to the tomatoes.

  3. NotClauswitz says:

    At lest it wasn’t a skunk! My buddy Pete devised a double rat-trap with the cheese (peanut butter) in the middle, and a chain attached to a stake. Each arm came down hard but it took a .22LR to end the striper – and then a week of de-fumigation.

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