QoD: I suppose PTSD could affect some of us differently…

“Waking up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night screaming ‘In-text citation!!!’. Horrible thing to endure.”

Comment in response to an article about a pinch hitter politician whose symptoms of (claimed, then unclaimed) PTSD were rather more amusing than usual.

As a former tech writer, I suppose I should sympathize. But I don’t.

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One Response to QoD: I suppose PTSD could affect some of us differently…

  1. Buck. says:

    LOL….it (PTSD) is inflicted on many in strange ways as well. I know a guy who was just refused re-enlistment in the Corps because he was diagnosed with PTSD by the navy pill pushers.
    Yup, hopes of a fruitful career dashed after just one hitch. All because he went batshit and tried to kill his wife’s dog in base housing when she bitched as he turned off her TV to play a first person shooter(he was a tech in the Wing…gotta get your war on somehow) while she was hanging on for dear life to see if Kim Kardashian would admit to moaning her own name during sex.
    PTSD.
    His most harrowing deployment was a Westpac. I’ve been to Four Floors of Whores, too……and yeah, it wasn’t the worst thing I have ever seen in South Asia(remember, I’ve been to Barstow……..Fresno(shudder)) but was nasty. Getting your bore punched isn’t THAT dammed traumatic.

    That said, this dude in the article is a bag of dicks for claiming PTSD as an excuse for his douchebaggery. I know guys who have real PTSD that range from getting jumpy when Disneyland has a fireworks display a few miles from where he lives to one dude, who because he was trapped in a Hummer that was trying to be a BBQ now goes catatonic from time to time.
    Then there are other guys who had amazingly bad shit happen to them who show no signs, including one who has a really awesome set of titanium humidity and cold weather detectors where three useless metacarpals used to be, courtesy of a guy with an PKM.
    I don’t know how that guy doesn’t have shivering, sweating, wake up screaming nightmares, the bullet that ate his hand was stopped over his heart by his interceptor vest.
    The fun part being, the guys who are genuinely damaged keep being told they are fine…….walk it off, you are fine.
    Blurry vision and migraines from an IED induced brain scrambling….walk it off…you are fine.
    Hand suddenly decides to stop working while operation dangerous machinery due to nerve damage from the explosive entry of metals into the body…. you are fine. QUITCHERBITCHINMARINE.
    Suddenly lose continence when someone drops a heavy book near you? You’re fine. Y so srs?
    Hands hurt from arthritis from that metal in there…… come sit for 7 hours at the VA so we can tell you we aren’t giving you anymore Celebrex…… you are fine, don’t be a pussy.

    But this can of shit plagiarist political hack will be re-elected. Because he is a war hero.

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