I am not the resource of you.

Obesity and National Security: The Battle to Reduce the Nation’s Waistline

Lemme get this straight. You want me to watch my waistline because otherwise how will you know if I’m available to go kill inconvenient brown people that weren’t bothering me before?

Two words come to mind. One is “you.” The other is a vulgar euphemism for sexual intercourse. Not in that order.

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4 Responses to I am not the resource of you.

  1. Food for Freedom! Check : ) “Hey Babe, bring me a double burger and a beer! Not the light beer either!”

  2. KurtP says:

    Ya-
    Well Libs have discovered that if they want to get the attention of Americans, they need to label anything they push as a ‘treat to Nat`l security’…no matter how bizarre it is, and then think that lemming-like we’ll swallow the whole chit-smelling thing.

  3. John B says:

    I was too fat for the Army or Air Force, The Navy would have taken me anyway, The Marines hired me to set an example, My fat ass ran 26 high school graduates, including a couple of track stars, into the cold ground.

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