The ear tags and bar code tattoos come later, then, Ms. Obama?

You cannot make this shit up.

Bureaucrats from the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) will weigh and measure children in daycare as part of a study mandated by First Lady Michelle Obama’s Healthy Hunger-Free Kids Act.

Who else does this? Wait, wait, I know. Livestock owners do this.

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7 Responses to The ear tags and bar code tattoos come later, then, Ms. Obama?

  1. Bear says:

    Quality control for the soylent green (film version) factory.

  2. MamaLiberty says:

    So, then “daycare” becomes mandatory? Actually, I’d be very surprised if this is anything new. They did it informally, likely, and I guess nobody complained, so now they’ll make it official. I fully expect this is now done in kindergarten and maybe the rest of grade school too.

    Back in the 70s, Moms and new babies started being released home after 24 hours (now it’s probably less than 12), and the home health nurse went out to see all the Medicaid and welfare babies in the next few days after discharge. We weighed and measured the babies, and were supposed to ask all sorts of nosy questions… I can’t remember anyone being upset or refusing this “service.”

  3. Kentucky says:

    Not new, just earlier. When I was that age, there were no “pre-schools”, and “daycare” was called “baby sitting”.

    When I went into kindergarten, our height and weight were recorded on our report cards four times a year. This practice continued until I graduated from high school in the early 1960’s. The difference, I suppose, is that this was done as a local school health policy with the approval of the parents, not a FEDERAL PROGRAM.

    Through the elementary years we also got our vision checked by the “school nurse” at least once a year, and were required to present proof of inoculations and dental exams at the beginning of each year through graduation.

    All this did many of us considerable good, in my case discovering I was extremely nearsighted in the first grade.

    But having such stuff MANDATED by the feds is another matter entirely.

  4. Tennessee Budd says:

    Forty-by-eight.
    I understand that the Nazi regime, efficient folks, found ways to increase capacity.
    Godwin’s law, my ass. The Soviets were good at that, too. That may not be the designed end, but it looks uncomfortably similar. I don’t trust any government that desires control, which is any government, so far.
    Hey, here’s an idea: let’s make voting mandatory!

  5. Robert says:

    Tennessee Budd: “Hey, here’s an idea: let’s make voting mandatory!”
    You mean like in Australia? There is a penalty for not voting.

  6. Ford Prefect says:

    That’s rather odd. I did hear they were selling something called the 99% to the Gulbladder Giants of Promixa 6, rather ghastly barely sentient being that prefer to eat other sentient creatures. This 99% is being sold by ton for some technology. However, I do not know exactly what that 99% refers to, I think it has to do with a wall and a street. Humans were camping there I believe it’s a tourist attraction. Must be selling buildings.

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