“Remind me again why I’m supposed to care?”

So far as I can tell, global war and global warming and the price of rice in China are all just side issues. What we’re all really supposed to pay attention to is what-all’s going on with some blonde bimbo I don’t remember even hearing of before a couple of weeks ago.

At least that’s the lesson I take away from the sheer exposure she’s getting. Now personally I don’t understand why anybody spends a single pixel on her, but clearly this is my cultural duty or something.

So this is my Lindsay Lohan post. Its title comes from a comment below the article, a question with which I’m in complete sympathy. The topic is apparently very, very important, but I really don’t know why.

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You shouldn't ask these questions of a paranoid recluse, you know.
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3 Responses to “Remind me again why I’m supposed to care?”

  1. It’s all about the anesthesia Joel, keeps the sheep’s attention misdirected and dumbed down.

  2. DirtCrashr says:

    Indeed a strange combination of anesthesia and Viagra.

  3. baloons says:

    your blog looks nice.

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