It may not be much, but it’s all mine.

Woke this morning to an email from my older brother with a link to this article, appending it with his own headline:

Sentenced to Eight Years in Prison for not having a penis

Prosecutors say 25-year-old Gayle Newland went to great lengths to create a male persona, setting up a Facebook account in the name “Kye Fortune.”

The pair spoke by phone over the course of two years and eventually met, with Newland persuading her friend to wear a blindfold.

While, you know, having tea.

The blindfold was prematurely removed and the truth, which involved a “prosthetic penis,” was revealed. Somehow this ended up in criminal court and was found to be sexual assault, with a sentence of eight years in (women’s, presumably) prison.

Which flies in the face of what I have been learning about gender theory. Isn’t gender a social construct? If the perpetrator of this “crime” identifies as a man, doesn’t that make him a man? But taking the other side of the argument – if she wasn’t a man and didn’t possess an actual penis, how could she possibly be guilty of sexual assault which can only be perpetrated by men*?

Is a puzzlement.

Big Brother added the subtitle,

This really makes me glad that I was born with one!

yeah, me too. It ain’t much, but it’s real.


*and which, I’m given to understand, cannot not be perpetrated by men. Men are rapists.

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3 Responses to It may not be much, but it’s all mine.

  1. mamaliberty2014 says:

    Now, now… the double standard only works when the RIGHT gender is in charge, don’ t you know. These precious snowflakes just can’t accept the fact that there are only two sexes (“gender” is the wrong word), and that pretending otherwise is just plain stupid. A bull can pretend to be a cow, but he’s never going to produce any milk… and a cow is never going to produce semen. It’s really that simple. They are getting the sexes so mangled and confused that they’ll all be steers eventually.

  2. Judy says:

    MamaLiberty – “They are getting the sexes so mangled and confused that they’ll all be steers eventually.” I think that’s what they are after!

    Biology says what they are doing is against all natural laws for the perpetuation of the species, no matter how loud they protest. Me, being real politically incorrect, think they all have mental health issues that should have been addressed a long time ago.

  3. MamaLiberty says:

    ” I think that’s what they are after!”

    Works for me. 🙂 Eventually all the idiot steers would be gone… only those who refuse to put up with this PC sex confusion would be left to have children. I’d call that a win. LOL

    Unfortunately, in this bizarre world, even the steers seem to breed. sigh

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