Of course he’s not worried about terrorism. You can’t throw an apple core over his fence without all hell breaking loose.

Literally.

An apple core thrown over a White House fence prompted security officials to clear a portion of Pennsylvania Avenue, the Secret Service said.

Parts of the avenue in front of the White House were cleared after the incident shortly before 4:30 p.m. Saturday.

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2 Responses to Of course he’s not worried about terrorism. You can’t throw an apple core over his fence without all hell breaking loose.

  1. MamaLiberty says:

    And in other news… the entire US government was shut down this morning until special ops teams of scientists and security personnel (numbering in the thousands) determined that, instead of a bio attack by ISIS, the pigeons on the white house and capitol buildings were just shitting all over everything as they’ve done for hundreds of years.

  2. Mark Matis says:

    Maybe, MamaLiberty, that’s why the flies love the Muslim in Chief so much. Or maybe what they love about him is NOT produced by those pigeons…

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