Second presidential decree: Declare war on all nations selling soda in portions of more than eight ounces…

Oh, that would be perfect…

Mr. Bloomberg, 73, has already taken concrete steps toward a possible campaign, and has indicated to friends and allies that he would be willing to spend at least $1 billion of his fortune on it, according to people briefed on his deliberations who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss his plans. He has set a deadline for making a final decision in early March, the latest point at which advisers believe Mr. Bloomberg could enter the race and still qualify to appear as an independent candidate on the ballot in all 50 states.

This will be an election long remembered. It has seen Peak Trump, it will soon see Peak Bloomberg.

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5 Responses to Second presidential decree: Declare war on all nations selling soda in portions of more than eight ounces…

  1. MamaLiberty says:

    “It has seen Peak Trump, it will soon see Peak Bloomberg.”

    You guarantee that? 🙁

    I was thinking the same thing when we entered the rinse cycle with the Bush family… but, lo and behold, ANOTHER one comes out of the woodwork this year. AGGGGH

    What I’m waiting for, seriously, is the end of “peak” Obama. He’s been petering out badly for a long time, but someone keeps propping up the carcass and putting on fresh makeup. Bleah.

  2. Philip Paul says:

    I’m tellin’ ya Joel, sometimes you have no idea how lucky you are that you live out in the middle of nowhere.

  3. Ben says:

    I’m almost afraid to ask, but what would Bloomburg’s first Presidential decree be?

  4. Joel says:

    what would Bloomburg’s first Presidential decree be?

    http://misfitpolitics.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ban.jpg

  5. The Old Man says:

    Any $$ he spends running for Prez is a buck or six less that he can dedicate to ruling his desired Utopia…

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