Progs to Ruth Bader Ginsburg: Eat more kale.

They’re terribly concerned for her now.

“I’m very interested in this.” says Jeanette Bavwidinski, a community organizer in Pennsylvania. “I’m interested in what her daily regimen is. Like, what are you all feeding RBG? Is she getting enough fresh air? Is she walking? Is she staying low-stress? What is she reading? Is she reading low-stress things?”

“Can she eat more kale?” asks Kim Landsbergen, a forest ecologist in Ohio. “Eat more kale, that’s all I can say. We love you. Eat more kale.

I don’t think this article is an intentional parody. Certainly reads like one, though.

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4 Responses to Progs to Ruth Bader Ginsburg: Eat more kale.

  1. MamaLiberty says:

    Kale? Sure thing… But I hope she is aware of some health risks in doing so, especially for an elderly lady.

    http://health.heraldtribune.com/2012/09/25/kale-good-nutrition-for-you-just-dont-overdo/
    There are a couple of controversial things about kale that are worth mentioning,” says Orceyre, who explains that its large concentration of Vitamin K can be a problem for people taking blood thinners and other medications because it promotes clotting; the green also contains oxalates, which in lab tests have been associated with kidney stones and some gallstones.

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    Or maybe don’t be cautious, actually. Ginsburg, eat all you want.

  2. Steve in CA says:

    I think the article is an unintended parody. The comments are a hoot.

  3. Mark Matis says:

    I fully agree with them. Eat more kale, RBG, until you choke and die. And help Breyer, Kagan, and Sotomayor to tread that same path as well.

  4. Robert says:

    They sound like stalkers…

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