What does this mean?

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I can think of two possible explanations that make grammatical and logical sense:

1. London Mayor Sadiq Khan believes Londoners are so comically inept that they cannot keep a knife in their possession without fatally harming themselves, or…

2. “If my goons catch you with a knife, they’re likely to ‘fear for their lives’ and kill you right there.”

Can’t decide which he was going for.

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16 Responses to What does this mean?

  1. Mark Matis says:

    Oh come on now! You know VERY WELL which he was going for. After all, his Only Ones had no problem murdering Charlie Gard and Alfie Evans, and did their best to murder Tommy Robinson as well.

  2. Mike says:

    What does this mean? Why, it means that gun control works of course. Later, after these fools manage to ban knives, it will be a case of trying to ban sticks and rocks. One thing these fools fail to consider, with opposable thumbs and a will to be violent people will find something to use as a tool for that violence.

  3. Ken says:

    The knife is one of humankind’s oldest tools and is one that can be made quite easily, even by the dimmest of dimwits, so unless the Lord Mayor can make us all into comatose pod people like in the Matrix, there will ALWAYS be knives available to anyone who wants one.

  4. Joel says:

    I suppose the Pod People legislation should wait till after the next election, yeah?

  5. paulb says:

    What till they ban choking. This is getting interesting. The law was at Charoletteville ready for the annual rites there but the left did not show up. Missed a chance there they did.

  6. They put “amnesty boxes” on the streets where you can drop off your evil knives. They’re also concerned about cricket bat violence. Not making this up.

  7. Douglas2 says:

    I’ve now been back in the land of the free for quite a bit longer than the decade I spent living in blighty, and I still haven’t reacclimatized to to having a knife as EDC.

    This doesn’t stop me from feeling stupid every time I could use a knife, but don’t have one in a pocket.

  8. UH1H CE says:

    Where will this all end? Next thing you know they’ll outlaw murder and assault.

  9. Joel says:

    That’s crazy talk. No more James Bond movies?

  10. Mark Matis says:

    Of course not, Joel. It is now going to be JANE Bond. But then those killings are done by government agents, so they clearly cannot be murder and assault. Just ask Lon Horiuchi.

  11. Who...Me? says:

    I hear there is a new law in front of parliament for consideration. If you want to rob folks you just pay for the permit then set a stand on the street and any citizen that walks by will be required to throw their wallet in the gov supplied locking can. At the end of the day the not yet named gov agency will come by, unlock the can, take their cut and then move on to the next permit holder.

  12. Waepnedmann says:

    Everything is a weapon depending on how you hold it.
    -Tam

  13. Already old news. Now he wants to ban cars in central London for the same reason.

  14. Joel says:

    I do hope he gets around to stiletto heeled shoes soon. They’re bloody terrifying.

  15. Robert says:

    I do not understand this mindset of weakness-is-strength. I ALWAYS have a knife at hand and have even walked (not run, let’s not be foolish) with scissors. What right-thinking adult would think being defenseless is a good idea?

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