Sounds legit…

Somebody’s really phoning my spam in lately…

Hi,

We can promote your website to get it on the first page of Google search results giving you an increase in the number of leads and sales you are getting from your website. Please email us back for a full proposal.

In order to get a “Free Proposal” and “Prices” please include your website URL.

Warm Regards,
Katherine Brooke
Online Marketing Consultant

Question: How many spaces can there be on any one Google page? If you’re guaranteeing me first-page exposure (on any search of any topic? Or only things pertaining to smelly old hermits?) you must not sell very much, is all I’m saying. And where’s my $35,000,000? Huh? Because the Nigerians bait their phishing hooks with actual imaginary money.

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One Response to Sounds legit…

  1. Mark Matis says:

    These guys might be the source of your web host problems. I wonder if they’re doing a DDOS attack on that site? Fairly regular fail to connect.

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