“These are our solutions.”

Oh, no. Oh, God, I’ve stumbled into the next target for my daily political 2-minute hate sessions. I KEEP SAYING I’M GOING TO STOP DOING THIS! But…

I suppose it was inevitable. The newest endless prez campaign has begun – or rather is ramping up, since it effectively began in November of 2016. But this (forgive me) feckless broad isn’t even running – yet – so I have no hope she’ll flame out and go away before the conventions. She’s just going to keep doing this to me…

So yeah. Now “we’re” going to “innovate cow grain” so as to regulate cow farts out of existence. The wonders of totalitarianism: There’s literally nothing it can’t promise to do! At least she has backed off on her demands for bovine extinction*.

And get a load of this “town hall” setting! Was there ever a more blatant long-form infomercial? This clip is literally the only part of it I’ve seen, so if I voted I could lay claim to “low-information voter” – not that I’d expect to find a lot of actual information in that travesty.

I’m doomed. It’s gonna be a long campaign.

I’m going for a walk. Maybe I’ll shoot something…

ETA: I meant to add this: Yesterday I stumbled on to a silly and rather chilling movie from 1968, and damned if AOC’s performance in that clip above doesn’t remind me EXACTLY of a character from Wild in the Streets! In which the voting age is lowered to 14, and the first result that hits congress is exactly, precisely like AOC except blonde and a little more obviously stoned.

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*I mean, yeah, I’m always happiest when cows aren’t wandering around half-wild near me. But I’ve never seriously called for their extinction. This silly twit has probably never seen a cow, and yet sees no problem with demanding that they just be eliminated!