When I lived in the Midwest, I hated tree squirrels.

As far as they were concerned, they owned the yard and I was just there to present new, entertaining bird feeders that – no matter how apparently foolproof – could not stop them. This was suburban Detroit, so I couldn’t shoot them with anything louder than an air rifle. And as I learned, shooting them didn’t keep them out of the feeders because they had more squirrels than I had time.

Something like this did, just occasionally, inhabit my fantasies…

As Evyl Robot learned, lots of people who don’t like squirrels have YouTube accounts.

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4 Responses to When I lived in the Midwest, I hated tree squirrels.

  1. Joat says:

    It was missing the shotgun. It should be pull followed by Bang.

  2. Tahn says:

    Thanks Joel, I really needed a good laugh and that sure did it!!

  3. Claire says:

    I love gray squirrels. And that is SO cruel.

    I’ll never admit that I laughed my head off.

  4. Anonymous says:

    I laughed so har my wife thought I was gonna have a stroke.

    Buck.

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