They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
“Our boys deserve better than that.”
no, no they don’t.
clarence
Yes, yes they do.
I don’t approve of this government’s foreign adventures, I’ve made that clear. But I don’t blame the grunts for it – at least not those who keep themselves personally clean of atrocity. There’s a reason not many Wehrmacht soldiers ended up in the dock at Nuremberg, even though they served an undeniably evil regime. Soldiers don’t often have a choice.
(Yes, I know they’re all volunteers. I don’t want to have that conversation. This government’s propaganda toward the young is pervasive and largely effective.)
Joel – I agree. And sometimes the opportunity to learn while you Serve leads to making a “freedom of my life” choice later on – ask me how I know.