So long and thanks for all the kindling.

Private to the Jehovah’s Witnesses who keep leaving magazine back-issues strewn all over the breezeway of Landlady’s barn…

Is it not evident to you that nobody lives there? And that a more accurate term for the “breezeway” would be “wind tunnel?” Seriously, I appreciate your persistence but you’re not helping spread your message as well as you seem to think you are. But you’re spreading litter very efficiently.

Look, I have nothing against Witnesses. For my own reasons I actually kind of like Witnesses. But if you’re doing this all over the neighborhood, you’re making enemies of people who otherwise … well, they still wouldn’t welcome the sight of you but at least they wouldn’t be your enemies. Okay? Thanks.

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You shouldn't ask these questions of a paranoid recluse, you know.
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