In Alabama, even the pants-shitting hoplophobes agree that openly carrying a handgun is perfectly legal. Which doesn’t mean the ones in government plan to put up with it, because it’s scary bad.
“We do not want to infringe on anyone’s right to carry firearms,” Collins said. “However, our highest priority will always be the safety concerns of the public. Anytime their handgun or firearm becomes an issue on city property, or elsewhere, we’ll take every step to preserve the safety of the public first and address legal concerns (about open carry laws) second.”
Parse that any way you like, but it’s pretty obvious that by “the public,” Collins actually means “me.” What sort of person are you most likely to encounter on “city property?” The public? So yes, it’s legal. You gunloving freaks won that one. But no, you can’t do it anyway. Not around your masters, anyway. Because you scare them.
Yeah, that’s who I want in charge of me, fer shur.
It’s so cute when they think they’re in charge like that. “Don’t show gats now, no, no no– / ‘Cause this parchment tellz U so”. It’s all chanty n’ shit!
And you know what? Aside from the whole compulsion idiocy (for which you assholes are not forgiven, just to be clear), I’m just fine keeping my private things private. If I ever show you my piece on purpose, it’s gonna be too late anyway.
Carry on, then. I’m sure you’ve got more thugging to do today anyway.
Yeah,what Keven says. The first indication anyone is likely to get that I’m carrying a gun is the muzzle flash.