The perfect simile

The first time I did a Google search on my phone and the autocomplete feature showed searches I’d done that morning on my desktop, I nearly flung the thing across the room. I mean, sure it was just trying to be helpful, but that’s like stepping out of the shower and finding [your] neighbor kid standing there asking if you need your driveway edged. Google means well, but they have some serious boundary issues.

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You shouldn't ask these questions of a paranoid recluse, you know.
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2 Responses to The perfect simile

  1. GoneWithTheWind says:

    I bought a new computer with Windows 8. You have to register or the thing won’t work at all. It wants your name, phone number, email address, etc. I tried and tried to give it fake info but it has a database to check against. That is when I said I was John Doe it already had john Doe and a password for him and my password was wrong. I did finally find a phony name and password and other info it would accept. But it created me an email account in that phony name even though I never asked for it.

  2. Tam says:

    I’m glad someone else enjoyed that. When I was typing it, I was laughing pretty hard. 🙂

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