Everybody who wants to enslave me promises to make me free.
The leftists promise I’ll be free to “feel safe” if only I submit to anti-gun regs so onerous I’d end up in Gitmo or dead for carrying a flashlight in my pocket.
The rightists promise I’ll be free of scary brown people if only I submit a work permit request (Form I-9) in triplicate to the proper office of the Department of Homeland Security and check back in a month or two. In the meantime suck it up, citizen! Food and shelter aren’t as important as security.
Freedom. They keep using that word.

















































Communists to the left of me, Nazi’s to the right,
here I am. Stuck in the middle with you….
Better title. 🙂