First of all, Mr. President…

You’re not America. We’re America. You and your nosy spooks are more like a pimple on America’s ass.

“I want to make clear, once again, that America is not interested in spying on ordinary people,” Obama said during a White House news conference.

Second, in regard to dishwashing: We know we can’t believe a single word you say, including ‘a’ and ‘the.’ So pics or it didn’t happen.

Third: “I don’t have a bad personal relationship with Putin.” So, will this be a conventional or a nuclear war? I vote conventional – and over there.

And finally: “(N)obody’s more offended than me by some of the anti-gay and -lesbian [Russian] legislation.” So…conventional or nuclear? (wouldn’t it be weird if, when the U.S. finally goes to war with the Russians, it’s over gay rights? That would almost be worth it, just for pure historic weirdness.)

H/T Guffaw.

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6 Responses to First of all, Mr. President…

  1. billf says:

    Regarding the third point,I think obama’s personal relationship with Putin is about like Putin’s personal relationship with the guy at the deli next door to the Kremlin.Putin knows he’s there,and he might talk to him while he makes Vlad’s sandwich,but he doen’s give a shit what he thinks.Obama is an embarrasment in the eyes of the world.

  2. MamaLiberty says:

    “…but he doesn’t give a shit what he thinks.”

    I suspect that pretty much includes most of the people on the planet. A few may still hold out some hope to use him for their own purposes… but care what he allegedly thinks? Not much.

    Obummer is just such an incredible dip shit… it’s hard to understand why ANYONE believed him ever in his life. I guess that’s just another indication of why this country is in such bad shape.

  3. guffaw1952 says:

    Thanks for the connection! Great to hear from you – too bad it’s under these circumstances!

  4. Dick says:

    This is some hilarious shit. The.historic weirdness. factor would be worth it if I didn’t have family in the armed forces.

  5. Matt, another says:

    Obama only thinks what Michelle previously approves.

    If there were to be war, I would suggest it only between Obama and putin directly. Maybe in Syria.

  6. Keith says:

    Look, there’s Justin Beiber, quick, look now or you’ll miss him…

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