I remember the last thing my instructor told me at Suicide Bomber Training Camp…

“Never practice!”Achmed_the_Dead_Terrorist

BAGHDAD — A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives, army and police officials said.

And what do you say to Allah when you show up looking for your virgins? “Oops?” Yeah, that’ll impress him.

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7 Responses to I remember the last thing my instructor told me at Suicide Bomber Training Camp…

  1. MamaLiberty says:

    And some folks are actually afraid of these people? Seems to me this is a perfect gene pool cleansing practice… they’ll never do it again! The only trouble is that you’d think they would have run out of idiots by now…

  2. GoneWithTheWind says:

    So when he blew up the belt what was the last thing that went through his mind?

  3. Kentucky says:

    His Adam’s apple!

    😉 😉 😉

  4. Bear says:

    “Watch carefully. I’m only going to show you this once.”

  5. Matt says:

    Never buy a bomb belt that says, made in Israel.

  6. greg says:

    Trust me it’s not a real bomb.

  7. ron says:

    Oh look,someone forgot to connect this wire to …………….

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