“If I’d known there was a cedar rat convention in town…”

“I’d have hurried up more.”
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It’s Monday, our usual day for going into town and filling up on drinking water. What with the heat wave I had more than usual and so did D&L, and as it turned out we had to stand in line with half the ragged-ass beardos around for a chance at one of the town’s few reverse-osmosis water machines.

Normally I go through a little more than six gallons in a week, this past week it was closer to 15. And it took quite a while to get it.

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3 Responses to “If I’d known there was a cedar rat convention in town…”

  1. MJR says:

    I guess there is no real cost effective way to filter your own water is there? Maybe a bleg to get a Big Berkey?

  2. Not being from the south, what genus is a cedar rat?

  3. Joel says:

    A cedar rat is a desert rat who lives among the junipers. If I may quote from the stillborn book You Never Completely Lose:

    Desert Juniper (n): Juniperus Osteosperma – Hardy Juniper variety that thrives in alkaline soil, common at moderate to high altitude throughout the arid Southwest. Frequently classed among the cedars.

    Cedar Rat (n): One of the more aromatic varieties of desert recluse. Commonly seen in company with dogs and guns. Unlovely but mostly harmless if left unmolested.

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