I’m going to town.

I’d love to bring you true enlightenment, but all I can do is maybe brighten your day a bit.

Remember the TV commercials of the late sixties, offering all those brilliant solutions to all those nonexistent problems? Actors seemed not to have much practical sense.

And of course we must not forget the day Our Nation’s Capitol was attacked by the Dreaded Earthquake. Sent by terrorists, no doubt.

Finally, Tam reminds us that long ago, in a galaxy far away, there were also Spaniards with an overdeveloped sense of vengeance.