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If that onesie-wearing geek shows up at the Lair, I’m going to beat him up and take his hot chocolate. I will then refuse to discuss health insurance with him, just to be mean.
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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Damn that was funny. Almost had the milk shoot out my nose.
Wear pants, drink whiskey- and talk about how much the Pres is a big wuss. And his supporters are all hipster douche sycophants. Then scratch the ears of big, hungry, varmint killing dogs. Yeah… That sounds like a lot better use of one’s time.
I watched this movie called “Idiocracy” a couple weeks ago. Since then when reading the news of the world outside of this 40 acres – I keep getting reminded of bits of that movie.
It’d be very reassuring if someone would pipe up and tell me that was a spoof – but the branding on that twitter site sure looked legit (as these things go).
“…beat him up, take his hot chocolate, and cut that flannel onesie into bore-cleaning patches.”
Fixed that for you! 😉
Good grief! There are just some things that MEN don’t wear…..
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You might owe the world’s geeks an apology.
The White House definitely does. The glasses are clearly meant to signify geekdom, while the pajama-and-wristwatch ensemble suggests severe mental health issues.
@ Queen Bee
Oh I’d probably be happy to wear that provided it we’re warm enough, the weather cold enough and it in the privacy of my own home and not a photo studio. On the other hand, I would not do so while cupping a steaming mug of fair trade yak piss and wearing the same grin my baby nephew has right after he delivers a steaming load of free range manure in his onesie. A man has to have his dignity, even in flannel.
I think all the cocoa-sipping-flannel wearin-geeks have already visited the healthcare-ripoff website,and the normal gov’t-hating ones amoung us are probably not going to.
My favorite commercial lately is the anti-obama care one with the blond woman saying’obama care just doesn’t work’.